Okay, so joblo.com is a movie geek website, not a butt-plugging website, as some might think (I won’t mention any names 🙂 ). Anyway, you’ll be able to see why he goes by the name JoBlo, because his name is quite hard to pronounce.
To the point though, read his review (no spoilers or anything) and see what he said. The last line in particular, sticks out to me…..
Well, he was saying that as one thinking the original was “just alright”, he was really surprised at how entertaining the movie was. And really, the only reason I posted it was to point out that he used an all-time favorite line of ours to end his review.
I saw it, I just never miss an opportunity to bash on these two movies. Drunk Gay Pirate, Johnny Depp. Well, at least he isn’t running around dueling everyone with giant scissors and acting like Buster Keaton.
No way Bryan, Depp was perfect for once. Basing him on the coolest man in history (apart from Ghengis KHAAAAAN) was inspired, it was those pretty actbots Orlando and Kiera that dragged it down. If Kiera shows some more skin it’ll help her get more cred in my book. And if Orlando dies in the first two minutes he’ll get more cred. In my cred book which I carry at all times.
“Kudos to Disney for creating a movie that stars a man without a perfect moral stance, and with plenty of love for “the drink”
Fuckin A Joblo.
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