Paw Paw in the news!

[rob]

I saw this on TV the other night…

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,278881,00.html

[Frank]

Now that’s what I call a sticky situation …

[Pa-ul]

I’m surprised the wheels didn’t burn out.

Can you imagine that guy frantically waving traffic out of the way.

---

If it doesn’t work, jam a screwdriver in there and jiggle it about.

[Octavious]

What the fuck is going on in Paw-Paw, Michigan?!

Back in late February two brothers died by head-on collison by each other, and now this.

What’s next? You guys gonna send ’em a Real Doll and see if we can off a few cousins too?
or
Maybe we can get Armez to call their businesses and then we can collapse the (already in trouble it seems) local economy!!!

Be wary of the power the Brotherhood of SOS posesses my friends…..

Now, if you would all just focus your thoughts on your good, dear, and lovable friend Bing…..

….and Monica Bellucci

n, n ,n nnow
NBLIANGW

No shit, dude. <—About the power of the SOS Brotherhood.
When you get into an accident in Paw-Paw, call Paw-Paw.

[Bing]

Pa-ul wrote:

I’m surprised the wheels didn’t burn out.

Can you imagine that guy frantically waving traffic out of the way.

And screaming at the top of his lungs all the while…

“AAAAHHHH MOVE!! I’m in a WHEELCHAIR and STUCK ON THE FRONT OF A TRUCK!!!!

AAAAHHHHH!!!!! I THINK I JUST CRAPPED THE HIGHWAY!!!! AAAAAHHHH!!!!”

At least that’s what I would have said…..

audio from 911 call
http://www.break.com/index/truck-pushes-wheelchair-for-miles.html

[Author]

Posts