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  • #1393
    Bing
    Participant

    Welcome and shit you buncha vagrants.

    Now listen here…if you want membership in the Brotherhood you gotta fill out the application:
    Please read each question thoroughly before answering. Feel free to be funny but not wierd.

    Darth Octavious and Pa-ul will be grading your answers

    1- You wake up 1 hour BEFORE the alarm clock is supposed to go off. You have to pee. Do you get up to relieve yourself knowing you can’t get back to sleep OR do you lay there and hold it in for an hour?

    2- The prettiest girl in the class asks you to the spring dance….what do you do?
    a- Giggle like a bitch and plan your future wedding
    b- Flood her myspace page with love notes
    c- Go to the dance dressed like Borat on the beach
    d- Do nothing, it MUST be a prank

    3- One night while watching TV an alien spacecraft lands in your yard. The aliens (who BTW resemble Giant Breasts) ask you about humanity. What do you do?

    4- Switched On Show suffers a disaster, Bryan looses all his equipment in a gambling spree…its all up to you to rally the troops and save the show. Who do you call first and what do you say to them?

    5- Which goes on first socks or underwear?

    6- Most and Least attractive person on TV or Movies, who are they?

    7- Why should New Zealand not be invaded by penguins?

    8- You are given one superpower of your choice..what is it?

    9- Do you wipe front to back, or back to front?

    10- You will be marooned on an island. You can take one song, one book, and one movie. Which are they?

    In Five words each:
    Describe

    ROB
    JERRY
    BRYAN
    NEWMAN

    11- What was your first impression of this show?

    Last One
    Answer in Essay Form

    12-

    In the evolution of SOS new ideas are limited by the time and technology afforded our hosts. In a hypothetical situation where neither of these is an issue, what new feature would you like to see added to the show? What steps would you take to make that a reality?

    BONUS QUESTION FOR EXTRA CREDIT?
    How many times did you spank it last week?

    (scorekeepers will deduct points for lying)

    Welcome aboard bitches!
    NBLIANGW

    Bing

    #16618
    Bing
    Participant

    Welcome and shit you buncha vagrants.

    Now listen here…if you want membership in the Brotherhood you gotta fill out the application:
    Please read each question thoroughly before answering. Feel free to be funny but not wierd.

    Darth Octavious and Pa-ul will be grading your answers

    1- You wake up 1 hour BEFORE the alarm clock is supposed to go off. You have to pee. Do you get up to relieve yourself knowing you can’t get back to sleep OR do you lay there and hold it in for an hour?

    2- The prettiest girl in the class asks you to the spring dance….what do you do?
    a- Giggle like a bitch and plan your future wedding
    b- Flood her myspace page with love notes
    c- Go to the dance dressed like Borat on the beach
    d- Do nothing, it MUST be a prank

    3- One night while watching TV an alien spacecraft lands in your yard. The aliens (who BTW resemble Giant Breasts) ask you about humanity. What do you do?

    4- Switched On Show suffers a disaster, Bryan looses all his equipment in a gambling spree…its all up to you to rally the troops and save the show. Who do you call first and what do you say to them?

    5- Which goes on first socks or underwear?

    6- Most and Least attractive person on TV or Movies, who are they?

    7- Why should New Zealand not be invaded by penguins?

    8- You are given one superpower of your choice..what is it?

    9- Do you wipe front to back, or back to front?

    10- You will be marooned on an island. You can take one song, one book, and one movie. Which are they?

    In Five words each:
    Describe

    ROB
    JERRY
    BRYAN
    NEWMAN

    11- What was your first impression of this show?

    Last One
    Answer in Essay Form

    12-

    In the evolution of SOS new ideas are limited by the time and technology afforded our hosts. In a hypothetical situation where neither of these is an issue, what new feature would you like to see added to the show? What steps would you take to make that a reality?

    BONUS QUESTION FOR EXTRA CREDIT?
    How many times did you spank it last week?

    (scorekeepers will deduct points for lying)

    Welcome aboard bitches!
    NBLIANGW

    Bing

    #16621
    El Rustirino
    Participant

    NOT FINISHED

    1- You wake up 1 hour BEFORE the alarm clock is supposed to go off. You have to pee. Do you get up to relieve yourself knowing you can’t get back to sleep OR do you lay there and hold it in for an hour?

    I’ll go piss, and then make sure to always place a bucket near the bed. Or my woman’s mouth, depending on how old I would be.

    2- The prettiest girl in the class asks you to the spring dance….what do you do?
    a- Giggle like a bitch and plan your future wedding
    b- Flood her myspace page with love notes
    c- Go to the dance dressed like Borat on the beach
    d- Do nothing, it MUST be a prank

    3- One night while watching TV an alien spacecraft lands in your yard. The aliens (who BTW resemble Giant Breasts) ask you about humanity. What do you do?

    If Giant Breasts is who I think it is, I tell them about humanity the regular way, leaving out everything but sex. Okay, maybe I’d make some stuff up. And if I get a mysterious alien STD, oh well. It was probably NOT worth it.

    4- Switched On Show suffers a disaster, Bryan looses all his equipment in a gambling spree…its all up to you to rally the troops and save the show. Who do you call first and what do you say to them?

    Bing – If you were a tree, which tree would you be?

    5- Which goes on first socks or underwear?

    6- Most and Least attractive person on TV or Movies, who are they?

    7- Why should New Zealand not be invaded by penguins?

    8- You are given one superpower of your choice..what is it?

    9- Do you wipe front to back, or back to front?

    10- You will be marooned on an island. You can take one song, one book, and one movie. Which are they?

    In Five words each:
    Describe

    ROB
    JERRY
    BRYAN
    NEWMAN

    11- What was your first impression of this show?

    Last One
    Answer in Essay Form

    12-

    In the evolution of SOS new ideas are limited by the time and technology afforded our hosts. In a hypothetical situation where neither of these is an issue, what new feature would you like to see added to the show? What steps would you take to make that a reality?

    BONUS QUESTION FOR EXTRA CREDIT?
    How many times did you spank it last week?

    (scorekeepers will deduct points for lying)

    #16620
    El Rustirino
    Participant

    NOT FINISHED

    1- You wake up 1 hour BEFORE the alarm clock is supposed to go off. You have to pee. Do you get up to relieve yourself knowing you can’t get back to sleep OR do you lay there and hold it in for an hour?

    I’ll go piss, and then make sure to always place a bucket near the bed. Or my woman’s mouth, depending on how old I would be.

    2- The prettiest girl in the class asks you to the spring dance….what do you do?
    a- Giggle like a bitch and plan your future wedding
    b- Flood her myspace page with love notes
    c- Go to the dance dressed like Borat on the beach
    d- Do nothing, it MUST be a prank

    3- One night while watching TV an alien spacecraft lands in your yard. The aliens (who BTW resemble Giant Breasts) ask you about humanity. What do you do?

    If Giant Breasts is who I think it is, I tell them about humanity the regular way, leaving out everything but sex. Okay, maybe I’d make some stuff up. And if I get a mysterious alien STD, oh well. It was probably NOT worth it.

    4- Switched On Show suffers a disaster, Bryan looses all his equipment in a gambling spree…its all up to you to rally the troops and save the show. Who do you call first and what do you say to them?

    Bing – If you were a tree, which tree would you be?

    5- Which goes on first socks or underwear?

    6- Most and Least attractive person on TV or Movies, who are they?

    7- Why should New Zealand not be invaded by penguins?

    8- You are given one superpower of your choice..what is it?

    9- Do you wipe front to back, or back to front?

    10- You will be marooned on an island. You can take one song, one book, and one movie. Which are they?

    In Five words each:
    Describe

    ROB
    JERRY
    BRYAN
    NEWMAN

    11- What was your first impression of this show?

    Last One
    Answer in Essay Form

    12-

    In the evolution of SOS new ideas are limited by the time and technology afforded our hosts. In a hypothetical situation where neither of these is an issue, what new feature would you like to see added to the show? What steps would you take to make that a reality?

    BONUS QUESTION FOR EXTRA CREDIT?
    How many times did you spank it last week?

    (scorekeepers will deduct points for lying)

    #16615
    Octavious
    Participant

    Bing, once again,

    GENIUS

    #16614
    Octavious
    Participant

    Bing, once again,

    GENIUS

    #16611
    Pa-ul
    Participant

    😆

    I love these Q., A. sessions.

    Give that man a beer, and a working AC for work.


    If it doesn’t work, jam a screwdriver in there and jiggle it about.

    #16613
    Pa-ul
    Participant

    😆

    I love these Q., A. sessions.

    Give that man a beer, and a working AC for work.


    If it doesn’t work, jam a screwdriver in there and jiggle it about.

    #16606
    Version3
    Keymaster

    How about you fuckers just answer the damn questions!

    😀

    #16608
    Version3
    Keymaster

    How about you fuckers just answer the damn questions!

    😀

    #16616
    Octavious
    Participant
    Rusty wrote:
    NOT FINISHED – Now since that you were banned from the show by your parents then somehow snuck back in, I will change my scores if you give real, hard, and thoughtful answers to Bing’s questions and you finished the friggin thing before your birthday!

    1- You wake up 1 hour BEFORE the alarm clock is supposed to go off. You have to pee. Do you get up to relieve yourself knowing you can’t get back to sleep OR do you lay there and hold it in for an hour?

    I’ll go piss, and then make sure to always place a bucket near the bed. Or my woman’s mouth, depending on how old I would be.Dude, you were ok until the last statement, sick and disgusting. -5

    2- The prettiest girl in the class asks you to the spring dance….what do you do?
    a- Giggle like a bitch and plan your future wedding
    b- Flood her myspace page with love notes
    c- Go to the dance dressed like Borat on the beach.Rusty, not funny, and you make an ass out of yourself. You can do that by flooding her myspace page with nonsense love notes. -5
    d- Do nothing, it MUST be a prank

    3- One night while watching TV an alien spacecraft lands in your yard. The aliens (who BTW resemble Giant Breasts) ask you about humanity. What do you do?

    If Giant Breasts is who I think it is, I tell them about humanity the regular way, leaving out everything but sex. Okay, maybe I’d make some stuff up. And if I get a mysterious alien STD, oh well. It was probably NOT worth it.Dude, is too early for you to have sex nor think and discuss about it. But if you did get an alien STD, I am not deducting points because you took one for the team.

    4- Switched On Show suffers a disaster, Bryan looses all his equipment in a gambling spree…its all up to you to rally the troops and save the show. Who do you call first and what do you say to them?

    Bing – If you were a tree, which tree would you be?I am going to leave this alone, in hopes that you take it off by editing. If you don’t, I will to consult with Pa-ul if we should fail you because you don’t ask Bing questions while taking the test.
    5- Which goes on first socks or underwear?

    6- Most and Least attractive person on TV or Movies, who are they?

    7- Why should New Zealand not be invaded by penguins?

    8- You are given one superpower of your choice..what is it?

    9- Do you wipe front to back, or back to front?

    10- You will be marooned on an island. You can take one song, one book, and one movie. Which are they?

    In Five words each:
    Describe

    ROB
    JERRY
    BRYAN
    NEWMAN

    11- What was your first impression of this show?

    Last One
    Answer in Essay Form

    12-

    In the evolution of SOS new ideas are limited by the time and technology afforded our hosts. In a hypothetical situation where neither of these is an issue, what new feature would you like to see added to the show? What steps would you take to make that a reality?

    BONUS QUESTION FOR EXTRA CREDIT?
    How many times did you spank it last week?

    (scorekeepers will deduct points for lying)

    And where is the rest of the vagrants.

    #16617
    Octavious
    Participant
    Rusty wrote:
    NOT FINISHED – Now since that you were banned from the show by your parents then somehow snuck back in, I will change my scores if you give real, hard, and thoughtful answers to Bing’s questions and you finished the friggin thing before your birthday!

    1- You wake up 1 hour BEFORE the alarm clock is supposed to go off. You have to pee. Do you get up to relieve yourself knowing you can’t get back to sleep OR do you lay there and hold it in for an hour?

    I’ll go piss, and then make sure to always place a bucket near the bed. Or my woman’s mouth, depending on how old I would be.Dude, you were ok until the last statement, sick and disgusting. -5

    2- The prettiest girl in the class asks you to the spring dance….what do you do?
    a- Giggle like a bitch and plan your future wedding
    b- Flood her myspace page with love notes
    c- Go to the dance dressed like Borat on the beach.Rusty, not funny, and you make an ass out of yourself. You can do that by flooding her myspace page with nonsense love notes. -5
    d- Do nothing, it MUST be a prank

    3- One night while watching TV an alien spacecraft lands in your yard. The aliens (who BTW resemble Giant Breasts) ask you about humanity. What do you do?

    If Giant Breasts is who I think it is, I tell them about humanity the regular way, leaving out everything but sex. Okay, maybe I’d make some stuff up. And if I get a mysterious alien STD, oh well. It was probably NOT worth it.Dude, is too early for you to have sex nor think and discuss about it. But if you did get an alien STD, I am not deducting points because you took one for the team.

    4- Switched On Show suffers a disaster, Bryan looses all his equipment in a gambling spree…its all up to you to rally the troops and save the show. Who do you call first and what do you say to them?

    Bing – If you were a tree, which tree would you be?I am going to leave this alone, in hopes that you take it off by editing. If you don’t, I will to consult with Pa-ul if we should fail you because you don’t ask Bing questions while taking the test.
    5- Which goes on first socks or underwear?

    6- Most and Least attractive person on TV or Movies, who are they?

    7- Why should New Zealand not be invaded by penguins?

    8- You are given one superpower of your choice..what is it?

    9- Do you wipe front to back, or back to front?

    10- You will be marooned on an island. You can take one song, one book, and one movie. Which are they?

    In Five words each:
    Describe

    ROB
    JERRY
    BRYAN
    NEWMAN

    11- What was your first impression of this show?

    Last One
    Answer in Essay Form

    12-

    In the evolution of SOS new ideas are limited by the time and technology afforded our hosts. In a hypothetical situation where neither of these is an issue, what new feature would you like to see added to the show? What steps would you take to make that a reality?

    BONUS QUESTION FOR EXTRA CREDIT?
    How many times did you spank it last week?

    (scorekeepers will deduct points for lying)

    And where is the rest of the vagrants.

    #16609
    Version3
    Keymaster

    Damn, Darth is grading hard bitches!

    #16607
    Version3
    Keymaster

    Damn, Darth is grading hard bitches!

    #16612
    Pa-ul
    Participant
    Darth Octavious wrote:
    Rusty wrote:
    NOT FINISHED – Now since that you were banned from the show by your parents then somehow snuck back in, I will change my scores if you give real, hard, and thoughtful answers to Bing’s questions and you finished the friggin thing before your birthday!
    what he said.

    1- You wake up 1 hour BEFORE the alarm clock is supposed to go off. You have to pee. Do you get up to relieve yourself knowing you can’t get back to sleep OR do you lay there and hold it in for an hour?

    I’ll go piss, and then make sure to always place a bucket near the bed. Or my woman’s mouth, depending on how old I would be.Dude, you were ok until the last statement, sick and disgusting. -5
    Agreed, Golden Showers are’nt everyones cup of tea. Even though it may look like a cup of tea.

    2- The prettiest girl in the class asks you to the spring dance….what do you do?
    a- Giggle like a bitch and plan your future wedding
    b- Flood her myspace page with love notes
    c- Go to the dance dressed like Borat on the beach.Rusty, not funny, and you make an ass out of yourself. You can do that by flooding her myspace page with nonsense love notes. -5
    -10 for the image that just got put in my head, but, +6 for comedy value to others.
    d- Do nothing, it MUST be a prank

    3- One night while watching TV an alien spacecraft lands in your yard. The aliens (who BTW resemble Giant Breasts) ask you about humanity. What do you do?

    If Giant Breasts is who I think it is, I tell them about humanity the regular way, leaving out everything but sex. Okay, maybe I’d make some stuff up. And if I get a mysterious alien STD, oh well. It was probably NOT worth it.Dude, is too early for you to have sex nor think and discuss about it. But if you did get an alien STD, I am not deducting points because you took one for the team.
    bonus points if you got it from reaming, call it send a probe to Uranus.

    4- Switched On Show suffers a disaster, Bryan looses all his equipment in a gambling spree…its all up to you to rally the troops and save the show. Who do you call first and what do you say to them?

    Bing – If you were a tree, which tree would you be?I am going to leave this alone, in hopes that you take it off by editing. If you don’t, I will to consult with Pa-ul if we should fail you because you don’t ask Bing questions while taking the test.
    Well there’s always the wet towel whips, whilst Rob does the gregorian chants in the background (in a non perverse way), I say the final decision goes to the question master.

    5- Which goes on first socks or underwear?

    6- Most and Least attractive person on TV or Movies, who are they?

    7- Why should New Zealand not be invaded by penguins?

    8- You are given one superpower of your choice..what is it?

    9- Do you wipe front to back, or back to front?

    10- You will be marooned on an island. You can take one song, one book, and one movie. Which are they?

    In Five words each:
    Describe

    ROB
    JERRY
    BRYAN
    NEWMAN

    11- What was your first impression of this show?

    Last One
    Answer in Essay Form

    12-

    In the evolution of SOS new ideas are limited by the time and technology afforded our hosts. In a hypothetical situation where neither of these is an issue, what new feature would you like to see added to the show? What steps would you take to make that a reality?

    BONUS QUESTION FOR EXTRA CREDIT?
    How many times did you spank it last week?

    (scorekeepers will deduct points for lying)

    And where is the rest of the vagrants.

    Running scared 😈


    If it doesn’t work, jam a screwdriver in there and jiggle it about.

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