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Okay, you have to mention one actual celebrity porn tape (not pornstar, but actual star). I’ll start us off with a classic (at least, now it is) …
Pam and Tommy Lee.
Annnnnddddddd gooooooo, gooooo nnnooooowwwwww!!!!!!!.
Maybe she doesn’t qualify as celebrity but I really enjoyed watching Jenna Lewis from survivor show us her talents.
I haven’t seen any of them. I gotta say, with real porn out there being filmed with it’s purpose in mind, I just don’t care about seeing a camera set up in the corner, while I hear the air conditioner kick on and off and people that are generally overrated show you the wrong angle on all of the action… so I’ve never bothered.
Who guessed that would be my view on it? 😀
Version3 wrote:I haven’t seen any of them. I gotta say, with real porn out there being filmed with it’s purpose in mind, I just don’t care about seeing a camera set up in the corner, while I hear the air conditioner kick on and off and people that are generally overrated show you the wrong angle on all of the action… so I’ve never bothered.Who guessed that would be my view on it? 😀
I don’t want to be the other killjoy but I got the same angle. Seems like the celebrity girls that are sexy to me are too smart and classy to let it go down like that. The only Paris Hilton home video I want to see is if she gets mauled by bears or stingrays.
Besides, if a Catherine Zeta Jones tape ever did come out it would presumably also have Michael Douglas in it and I just don’t need my screen filled with that wrinkly ass. Or his behind for that matter. Wokka wokka.
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YouFollowMe? wrote:Paris Hilton and her really lucky boyfriend.Dude he said celebrity, not some dumb female who is using her family’s fortune and butter-face looks just to party. I agree with Bucho except instead of stingrays and bears, how about an old-fashion homeboy rape and beat down to make her feel like the slut that she is.
*Back to topic*
Pam & Tommy
Okay, quick explanation of the game: You don’t have to have seen it, just name one that hasn’t been named. Just want to see how long the list gets.
Oh, and Bing, yeah the Jenna Lewis porn was something else, even though I’m not sure I would put porn under the “Comedy” category.
I think this thread has gotten away from you here Frank.
BTW Jenna Lewis is half comedy, half porn.
…and totally annoying.
She’s the only naked chick-giving head in the world that can damn near make you lose your stiffy.
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