:::: MENU ::::

The Switched ON Show

The Switched ON Show | Comedic Chaos and Stuff

Never Ever After Midnight

  • Comments Off on Never Ever After Midnight

Never Ever After Midnight

Latest Replies Forums The Orange Lounge Never Ever After Midnight

Viewing 7 posts - 1 through 7 (of 7 total)
  • Author
    Posts
  • #320
    Bucho
    Participant

    Man, I love the taste of fresh ______ in the summer, especially when I’m ______ with my ______. I’ll even share it with my ______ because I love to watch they way the ______ runs down his/her/their/its ______. But never leave it too long in the ______ unless you want to have to deal with ______ and never ever ______ it after midnight unless you’re a fan of ______.

    Furthermore, to remove any unwanted ______, simply sprinkle with ______ and a light dusting of ______, then, once it begins to smell of ______, turn the waterblaster onto it and hose it down. Just be sure to wear a strong set of _______ because the last thing any of us want is a _______ through the middle of your _______. Not again, and especially not while there’s a ______ shortage of good solid ______ in this part of the country, no sir..

    - Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.

    #5015
    Bing
    Participant
    Bucho wrote:
    Man, I love the taste of fresh poo in the summer, especially when I’m running with my balls out. I’ll even share it with my slaves because I love to watch they way the anal leakage runs down his/her/their/its ball gown. But never leave it too long in the microwave unless you want to have to deal with hard chunks and never ever cook it after midnight unless you’re a fan of bukkake

    Furthermore, to remove any unwanted corn, simply sprinkle with maggots and a light dusting of semen, then, once it begins to smell of period blood, turn the waterblaster onto it and hose it down. Just be sure to wear a strong set of anal beads because the last thing any of us want is a prolapse through the middle of your rectum. Not again, and especially not while there’s a lube shortage of good solid goat fat in this part of the country, no sir.

    #5017
    Frank
    Participant
    Bing wrote:
    Bucho wrote:
    Man, I love the taste of fresh poo in the summer, especially when I’m running with my balls out. I’ll even share it with my slaves because I love to watch they way the anal leakage runs down his/her/their/its ball gown. But never leave it too long in the microwave unless you want to have to deal with hard chunks and never ever cook it after midnight unless you’re a fan of bukkake

    Furthermore, to remove any unwanted corn, simply sprinkle with maggots and a light dusting of semen, then, once it begins to smell of period blood, turn the waterblaster onto it and hose it down. Just be sure to wear a strong set of anal beads because the last thing any of us want is a prolapse through the middle of your rectum. Not again, and especially not while there’s a lube shortage of good solid goat fat in this part of the country, no sir.

    Wow, that’s almost “2 Girls, 1 Cup” disgusting. Not quite, but close.

    #5014
    Bing
    Participant

    I still haven’t seen that video, but from the reaction videos I don’t think I want to see it. Did you? What is it really?

    Oh and gimme my Van Halen Bootleg you biotch!!!

    #5016
    Frank
    Participant

    I know I’m known as the porn guy and, truth be told, I’m fairly proud of that moniker. There are things, however, involving porn that I won’t watch. Shitting and throwing up on/at/near each other, no matter how hot the girls are … it’s just not something I’m going to watch. I can’t get into that. Something can’t be a turn on when you’re gagging at what you’re watching. … unless you’re Michael Hutchence.

    What? Oh come on, the fucker died in ’97! We can’t laugh at how he died yet?

    🙂

    #5013
    Pa-ul
    Participant
    Bing wrote:
    I still haven’t seen that video, but from the reaction videos I don’t think I want to see it. Did you? What is it really?

    Really?????????????

    You don’t wanna know.

    You can watch if you want, but have a bucket handy, just in case.


    If it doesn’t work, jam a screwdriver in there and jiggle it about.

    #5012
    Bucho
    Participant
    Bing wrote:
    Bucho wrote:
    Man, I love the taste of fresh poo in the summer, especially when I’m running with my balls out. I’ll even share it with my slaves because I love to watch they way the anal leakage runs down his/her/their/its ball gown. But never leave it too long in the microwave unless you want to have to deal with hard chunks and never ever cook it after midnight unless you’re a fan of bukkake

    Furthermore, to remove any unwanted corn, simply sprinkle with maggots and a light dusting of semen, then, once it begins to smell of period blood, turn the waterblaster onto it and hose it down. Just be sure to wear a strong set of anal beads because the last thing any of us want is a prolapse through the middle of your rectum. Not again, and especially not while there’s a lube shortage of good solid goat fat in this part of the country, no sir.

    Somehow beautiful and horrifying all at once.

    No … actually … just horrifying.

    NBLIANGW

    - Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.

Viewing 7 posts - 1 through 7 (of 7 total)
  • You must be logged in to reply to this topic.