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  • #724
    Bing
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    Hear Ye all you vagrants and whatnots!!!!

    It’s time for all to play the SOS name game….if your sister, mother, girlfriend, wife, or child is named below and someone says something mean about them remember its all in fun and no harm was/is intended.

    Feel the love brothers!!!!
    In a non-gay way

    Say 3 things about each name. One nice thing, one maybe not so nice (if needed) and one straight from the heart-no holds barred. No order or label has to be put on which is which. Just relax and enjoy.

    Brandi
    Jennifer
    Elizabeth
    Sonya
    Kate
    Gina
    Candace
    Trina
    Marsha
    Debra
    Kim
    Tracy

    the following are the views of Bing and are in no way intended to represent the views of SOS or any of the SOS-crew.


    Brandi
    Cute, high maintenance, either sweet and innocent or cut you with a razor psycho

    Jennifer
    Easy in a sexual manner, either hot’ner than hell or fat and kinda cute, usually more trouble than they are worth

    Elizabeth
    Daddy’s little girl, thinks the world is about her, usually more fun as target practice than in bed

    Sonya
    Freak, hot, vampy

    Kate
    Plain and un-noticeable or “rip your dick off” hot, only dates rich guys and only sleeps with guys other than YOU, Ages better than most women.

    Gina
    Fun to be around but not to date, cute in a puppy way, family is crazy

    Candace
    Personality is extreme, either fun or boring as hell, not cute or pretty, typically overweight, possible body odor problem

    Trina
    Hot until mid-20’s then fat, super religious zealot or anti-God whore, usually the girlfriends best friend girl.

    Marsha
    annoying to the point of insanity, fluffy, makes you want to murder after she is 40

    Debra
    Hot in a non-approachable way or so-so looks, disciplined and stiff-definitely not a flasher or party-girl, comes from money

    Alice
    The bitch from Hell, no fun, mean-spirited

    Tracy
    Racial differences apply:
    (White) fat, possibly gay, free-spirited hippy
    (Black) HOT!, funny and charismatic, heavy drinker

    –Of course not all of these are not based on people I may or may not know…..possibly

    -bing.

    #9994
    Bucho
    Participant

    Brandi is the either the spoilt brat or the talented stripper (great pole-work). Stupid as a plank.

    Jennifer is wholesome and plain. She’s nice but you can’t remember anything she says. There’s nothing nasty about her. Boring.

    Elizabeth likes horses 95% of the time, motorcycles the other 5%. Incapable of slumming it. A lawyer’s wife.

    Sonya is 8 or 9/10 pretty, probably with dark hair and eyes, but prone to blowing a dif once past 22. Not real smart but with a big heart. Get her while she’s hot.

    Kate is wholesome but a knockout. Her smile will stop you in your tracks and so will her dental work. She’s the girl next door that looks like Catherine Zeta-Jones. She’s heartbreakingly sweet and you’ll never touch her ass.

    Gina knows how to steal your car and kick your ass. Your 3rd dan black belt in jiu jutsu is impotent when you confront her because … just because. When she’s not in jail she’s working in a bar or restaurant.

    Candace is educated, politically aware and a feminist. If you’re lucky she’s a lesbian.

    Trina? Short for Katrina? She’s Brandi-lite.

    Marsha is a soccer mom. She wishes she was having an affair with the pool boy or her husband’s boss just to have some excitement in her life but in reality her husband is fucking both of them.

    Debra is always 10 or 80lbs heavier than she should be. She has a pretty face but eats her feelings. She loves animals and secretly loves animal porn.

    Kim listens to the Ramones and has three tattoos and five piercings and black hair with red streaks. She’s kinda cute but sarcasm is a crutch so conversations with her get boring real quick. Better make sure she has something in her mouth.

    Get Alice alone and drunk and you’ll find that cute tomboy is all woman. She has more guy friends than girls and likes beer but still has a fit body and will exhaust you if you’ve let yourself go but she won’t mind. She doesn’t realise how hot she is.

    Tracy is either a tall, leggy blonde and a ton of fun or a short, dark haired butch-dike you want to avoid like the plague.

    - Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.

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