Okay, the newspaper where I work has decided that since we have no money for things like raises or such, that we would start making an every-other-month magazine, catered to rich women who live in the rich parts of our coverage area. Not everyone or everywhere, mind you, just for the rich part of town. Yeah, makes about as much sense to me as well. So I figured, what the hell, if they were going to do a magazine, I might as well try to help them out as best I could. Below, you’ll find the original magazine cover and my special magazine cover.
I swear it’s shit like this that makes me want to find another profession.

The original …

My version.