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My 200th Post That is PROOF OF GOD!!!

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My 200th Post That is PROOF OF GOD!!!

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  • #632
    Armez
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    I was saving this for my 200th post, but it is too awesome to wait for, so 195th will do…

    This weekend at the 2nd National Debate Tournament in Austin, Armez went and returned with stories. (sos should have a few new vms :D)

    Ok, at the hotel we stayed at, one of the older debaters went to go get some cigarettes. Anyway he got in the glass elevator with like 20 really hot chicks, all screaming and patting him back and shit…

    …I went down and asked him what the fuck just happened…cont. on next post.

    #9175
    Armez
    Participant

    And he said “Dude, that was so awesome, there where like 20 hot chicks and a milf in there!!! That must be proof of God!!!”

    So I asked, “Did you get any phone numbers?”

    “No”

    “Did you get any room numbers!?”

    “No”

    “Then what the fuck did you get!?!”

    “Well, one of em’ gave me a cherry flavored Trojan.”

    “The fuck? Is that like, code for ‘she gave you head’ or something?”

    “No, she seriously gave me a cherry flavored condom…”

    ::Insert Short Pause Here::

    “Want to follow em'”

    “Nah, I left my fake Id at home…”

    The End

    #9173
    Octavious
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    Did you start this story in 3rd person?

    #9176
    salad
    Participant

    mmm.. this reminded me of ye’ olde’ Pres. Classroom days… good tymes… 8)

    #9174
    Armez
    Participant
    Darth Octavious wrote:
    Did you start this story in 3rd person?

    Accidentally(sic?)…

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