The Happening: I do want to see this one, but I’m keeping my expectations low.
Wanted: Yeah, why? This looks like Shoot ’em Up made for the Fast and the Furious crowd. Fuck that. I’m tired of seeing impossible and I mean IMPOSSIBLE stuff showing up in movies. I don’t mind a little over-the-top action where one guy kills 400 without a scratch, but shit that blatantly defies the laws of physics is just stupid. And ultimately, I see it as quite uncreative.
Jumper: Shit. Barely entertaining shit. I wouldn’t even waste the bandwidth again.
10,000 BC: I assume it’s below the movie above in quality of entertainment, so I’m preemptively taking my own advice.
The problem I see with Wanted compared to Shoot Em Up is that Wanted seems to take itself fairly seriously. Shoot Em Up was a comedy to me, I loved it. It gave me what Mr And Mrs Smith promised but didn’t deliver.
- Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.