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    Version3
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    It would just be fun to string together a series of movie quotes.

    “You just got killed by a Deawoo Lanos Muthafucka”

    -Red, Pineapple Express

    #24901
    Bucho
    Participant

    “I need some dudes who speak American god dammit, he’s making a fucking sweater here, I’m tryin’ to put Tiger Balm on this jungle’s nuts.”

    -Cody, Tropic Thunder

    - Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.

    #24922
    Larkitect
    Participant

    “english” mutha-fucker. do you speak it?!

    – jules, pulp fiction

    My essence still senses Bucho's women.

    #24915
    rob
    Participant

    “Some men just want to watch the world burn.”

    Alfred, The Dark Knight

    #24902
    Bucho
    Participant

    “Listen to me Hillary. I’m not the first guy who fell in love with a woman that he met at a restaurant who turned out to be the daughter of a kidnapped scientist only to lose her to her childhood lover who she last saw on a deserted island who then turned out fifteen years later to be the leader of the French underground.”

    – Nick Rivers, Top Secret

    - Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.

    #24923
    Larkitect
    Participant

    “one thousand years ago a society of weavers formed a secret group of assassins”
    – opening text, wanted (most absurd sentence ever seen on film)

    My essence still senses Bucho's women.

    #24903
    Bucho
    Participant

    “Use small children as shields, bears like soft tender meat.”

    – Jackie Moon, Semi Pro

    - Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.

    #24924
    Larkitect
    Participant

    when a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn’t out collecting for the red cross. – callahan, dirty harry

    My essence still senses Bucho's women.

    #24904
    Bucho
    Participant

    “Prepare to be fucked by the long dick of the law!”

    – Officer Michaels, Superbad

    - Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.

    #24917
    Octavious
    Participant

    It’s like watching a bunch of retards trying to hump a doorknob out there!

    -Patches O’Houlihan, Dodgeball

    #24905
    Bucho
    Participant

    “This isn’t Europe, okay, there are rules here!”

    -Peter Bretter, Forgetting Sarah Marshall

    - Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.

    #24916
    rob
    Participant

    “Harry’s got a sort of wonky cross… that’s trials and suffering. And, uh, that there could be the sun, and that’s happiness, so… you’re gonna suffer… but you’re gonna be happy about it…”

    – Ron Weasley, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

    #24918
    Bing
    Participant

    “Bucho”

    Antonio Banderas
    Desperado

    #24925
    Larkitect
    Participant

    “bring in the logic probe!” – sark, tron

    My essence still senses Bucho's women.

    #24906
    Bucho
    Participant

    “Bing!”

    – Ned Ryerson, Groundhog Day

    - Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.

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