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  • #1907
    rob
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    So yeah. I’m stoopid.

    File one.
    File two.
    File three.
    File four.
    File five.

    Enjoy, or DON’T!

    #22355
    Bucho
    Participant

    Sure, if by stoopid you mean AWESOME TO THE MAX!!!

    - Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.

    #22356
    Bucho
    Participant

    Yeah, that was some touching shit where you balled your eyes out over seeing your old car parked back there in your rear view mirror Rob, real touching.

    Fuckin pussy.

    (NBL)

    - Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.

    #22362
    rob
    Participant

    Thanks. I felt it down in my groinal area. Like an itchy bug in my pants. Lovely night.

    #22357
    Bucho
    Participant

    A lot of stuff has happened in your life in the five years you rode in that puppy, it makes sense that it meant something to you. You drove to and from all those Switched On Shows for one thing, that’s a pretty epic deal for a start. And then you recorded a buttload of Robshows sitting at the controls too, and listened to Stephen Fry tell the Harry Potter adventures over and over, and hurled verbal abuse and/or driving advice at three quarters of the population of DFW, and that’s just the stuff the whole world knows about.

    What model did you say the Passat is? 2008 somethin’ somethin’? Sounds like a dream.

    (I only listened to the first two and then half of the Watchmen show so far).

    - Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.

    #22358
    Bucho
    Participant

    There’s a part where you mention that you’d love to do a special Robshow episode highlighting your favourite John Williams soundtracks and include clips but you’re afraid it’s illegal. I heard from a another quite big podcast that if you’re reviewing a piece of music it’s okay to play a chunk of it, so if you do it in a review fashion where you’re talking about the music itself it’s ok.

    Another big film-based podcast recently did exactly what you’re talking about and I’m sure they’d have made sure they were in the clear to do it because they have plenty to lose if legal trouble hit them. Check it out at http://slashfilm.com/filmcast/ and scroll down to their Feb 27th show called “The /Filmcast: Bonus Episode – Dan Trachtenberg and Dave Chen Talk Movie Scores”.

    In other feedback, I don’t get the allure of ass-sex either. Like you say, when there’s something as beautiful as a vagina right there why would you stick it in a shit filled shoot? Not my bag. I’m pretty conservative in that way I guess. On the other hand I’ll fuck a baby giraffe right in the nostril as if it’s the most natural thing since eating peanut butter so we all got our fetishes I guess, I don’t judge anyone.

    - Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.

    #22363
    rob
    Participant

    You know, I hate to admit it, but I’m fuckin’ lazy, dude. Sometimes I think I’m doing well just to start recording.

    As always, though, thanks for the feedback. I’m glad that someone’s listening…

    #22359
    Bucho
    Participant

    You are a fuckin teasing bastard Rob. How many of those JW scores do you have on cd (or mp3 I guess) by the way? And don’t forget to tell us which 2008 Passat and what colour so the image I have of you cruising down the road hollering and flipping the bird at shitty drivers is closer to reality.

    In other feedback, “I hate bugs! Kill all the damn motherfuckin bugs!” Who do you think you are? Starship Troopers?!?

    Also, the way you suddenly raise your voice and holler shit for seemingly no reason is somehow hilarious. I don’t really know why.

    Also I rewound and listened about seventeen times to the song and conversation you have in 20090306 around 46:25. That’s fuckin gold that is. Then the “You are a whore/Ropes of jism” monologue you roll out at 53:23. That should be in a movie, or at least a comic strip in a church newsletter.

    Also, the best reason not to smoke is because technology is getting more and more awesome every couple of months and the longer you stay healthy the better your chance of having laser guns and teleporters and holographic porn and flying cars and robotic sex lemurs at your disposal. Plus those fuckers are ripping you off man, are you just going to keep paying those astronomical prices? Stick it to ’em by spending that fag money on jerky. It’s win-win.

    - Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.

    #22364
    rob
    Participant

    I had to go listen to that because, as usual, I had no fuckin’ clue what you were talking about because I don’t remember anything I say. But damn, dude — I’m retarded. And disgusting.

    #22360
    Bucho
    Participant

    Yeah, and you’re useless at telling me which JW soundtracks you own too.

    - Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.

    #22365
    rob
    Participant

    Oh, yeah, sorry — the only one I don’t have that I might have mentioned was Jaws — is it an iconic sound? Sure. Is it really listenable outside the flick? Not to me.

    But yeah — Saving Private Ryan, all the SW films, the IJ films (except the new one), Hook, Harry Potter 1 and 3, Minority Report, Catch Me If You Can, Superman, Munich, A.I., E.T., JFK, Jurassic Park, Schindler’s List — pretty sure that’s all of them.

    #22354
    Version3
    Keymaster

    You forgot Breakin’ 2: Electric Boogaloo and Drop Dead Fred.

    #22361
    Bucho
    Participant

    Wait a minute, you get boned in the ass every day for two months and you get paid? Isn’t that being a little greedy?

    - Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.

    #22366
    digitaltopia
    Participant

    I need to hurry up and listen to this steaming pile of goodness. First I need to check my podcast aggregator and make sure these are even in my feed.

    #22367
    El Rustirino
    Participant

    I’m listening

    Rob I could start a huge thing where i don’t get why you think cigarettes are a necessity, like gas – you were talking about the prices of cigarettes and comparing them to gas prices – but honestly i don’t want to do that, too much shit that would start. just glad that being in the car is taking away from the amount that you do that

    don’t get me wrong, there are illicit substances that i don’t give a shit about. i wouldn’t give a shit if you were smoking weed, that doesn’t matter. i dunno

    cigarettes just seem silly to me. you’re not really getting much of a benefit, unless you’re addicted to them, but then why would you smoke enough to get addicted and enjoy it if you don’t enjoy it the first time…it’s crazy!! pot makes a lot more sense to me, since you’re getting benefit and the harm isn’t really in the chemical itself but just the way you’re taking it in.

    but anyway, i’d like to hear more shit about watchmen, without you holding back because of spoilers, that’d be neat. these kept me entertained for a 7 hour drive to san francisco, thanks buddy

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