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  • #307
    Bing
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    Wishing you all the best and God (or insert favorite Deity here) bless all of you and your families this Holiday Season. You are all in the thoughts and prayers of the Bings and whatnot, Imsayin

    Nuthin But Love….

    Bing and Bingette.

    #4744
    rob
    Participant

    Yeah, Happy Holidays to all!

    #4752
    thx_1227
    Participant

    Happy Life Day to everybody out there!

    Geek meter just pegged…

    #4750
    El Rustirino
    Participant

    Merry Christmas, y’all.

    #4743
    Version3
    Keymaster

    Merry Christmas and Butt Cancer to everyone you don’t like. 🙂

    #4749
    Octavious
    Participant

    Merry Christmas to all and soon a happy New Year.

    #4747
    Pa-ul
    Participant

    Post Happy Christmas, may the asprins never wear off.

    Happy New Year, when once again, I shall be welcoming “Billious”, the Oh God of hangovers into my house.

    I found a politically correct Christmas and New year greeting.

    Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all;”

    PLUS

    “a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great, (not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country or is the only “AMERICA” in the western hemisphere), and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform, or sexual orientation of the wisher.” (Disclaimer: By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher who assumes no responsibility for any unintended emotional stress these greetings may bring to those not caught up in the holiday spirit.)

    Guess they’ve got all post covered there.


    If it doesn’t work, jam a screwdriver in there and jiggle it about.

    #4745
    Newman
    Participant

    Yo, I’m late. Screw you. Happy Holidays. Yadda Yadda. Nottin but luv. WTF YO?!?

    -Newman

    #4751
    thx_1227
    Participant

    NEWWWWWWMAAAAN!!

    #4746
    Newman
    Participant
    thx_1227 wrote:
    NEWWWWWWMAAAAN!!

    Yo.

    #4748
    Octavious
    Participant

    Happy Newwwww Year Newwwwwman!!

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