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  • #1341
    Frank
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    HOLD FOR RELEASE UNTIL 07:00 a.m. EST. THIS STORY MAY NOT BE PUBLISHED, BROADCAST OR POSTED ONLINE BEFORE 07:00 a.m. EST.

    Lindsay Lohan, Jessica Alba and Scarlett Johansson top Maxim’s eighth annual ‘Hot 100’ list
    NEW YORK (AP) — Lindsay rules.
    According to Maxim magazine, at least this month, she’s the hottest woman in the world.
    The “Georgia Rule” actress-troublemaker tops the magazine’s eighth annual “Hot 100” list, a ranking by editors weighing buzz and beauty for women in film, TV, music, sports and fashion.
    “There is no other star in the world (who) causes more of a stir in the public eye than Lindsay,” said Maxim Editor in Chief Jimmy Jellinek in a statement. “Her every move is watched and reported on.”
    Not surprisingly, Jellinek described his young, male readership as being “obsessed” with the 20-year-old Lohan, a ubiquitous party girl who spent the weekend soaking up the sun (with a new boyfriend) in the Bahamas.
    Jessica Alba had to settle with the No. 2 on the list, which is in the magazine hitting stands Saturday. She’s followed, in order, by Scarlett Johansson, Christina Aguilera, Jessica Biel, Ali Larter, Eva Mendes, Rihanna, Eva Longoria, Fergie, Sienna Miller, Angelina Jolie, Beyonce Knowles and Katherine Heigl.
    Celebrity sisters Ashlee and Jessica Simpson are on the list at No. 16 and 41, respectively. Ashley Olsen, half of the mogul acting twins, placed 37th, while sister Mary-Kate didn’t make the cut.
    The cover of the Hot-100 June issue features a picture of No. 29: Sarah Silverman.

    #15629
    Bucho
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    I don’t know about you guys but I find #29 and cover star Sarah Silverman super frikken hot. And yes of course there’s more to it than just looks, attitude goes a long way in ol’ Bucho’s hotness scale.

    Nice to see a redhead take top spot, I like me some o’ that firey femaleness. What does LL get for winning the battle?

    - Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.

    #15626
    Version3
    Keymaster

    That whole list is fiction. I hate people.

    Thanks for the leak, yo!

    #15639
    Frank
    Participant

    What good is being privy to good shit without being able to share it with my SOS brothers?

    #15632
    rob
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    Lists like that are pretty weird, anyway — it all comes down to taste. My question is — where is Elisha Cuthbert on that list?

    #15638
    Frank
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    How about Drew Barrymore? In my opinion, still one of the hottest women out there. Along with Mimi Rogers.

    #15628
    Bucho
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    rob wrote:
    Lists like that are pretty weird, anyway — it all comes down to taste. My question is — where is Elisha Cuthbert on that list?

    That’s why they’re good copy, they get people talking about what’s wrong with them.

    Frank wrote:
    … Drew Barrymore …

    I’m with you man.

    - Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.

    #15634
    rob
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    Drew Barrymore is kinda cute. When she’s not talking. She has that weird talking out of one side of her mouth thing that makes me want to shave off three layers of knee skin.

    She has a cute smile, though. Weird, huh?

    #15625
    Version3
    Keymaster

    Sorry guys, I want to beat her to death with ET’s extra testicle. I can’t stand her.

    #15627
    Bucho
    Participant

    Sorry dude, ET’s testicle is invalid, it’s a list for females and their bodyparts only.

    - Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.

    #15640
    thx_1227
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    rob wrote:
    Drew Barrymore is kinda cute. When she’s not talking. She has that weird talking out of one side of her mouth thing that makes me want to shave off three layers of knee skin.

    She has a cute smile, though. Weird, huh?

    My thoughts exactly.

    #15636
    Octavious
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    rob wrote:
    … My question is — where is Elisha Cuthbert on that list?

    Is she the one to replace Lindsay? If so, nice, a Canadian chick.

    #15643
    jbs
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    LINDSEY effing LOHAN!?!?!?!?!

    WTF??? stupid…ummm…errr…can I say CUNT!?

    #15631
    rob
    Participant

    You can say anything you like. Dumbass honky cunt? Sure.

    I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again — I don’t like her, but I’d probably break my dick in half for the chance to make the beast with two backs with her.

    #15642
    jbs
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    Is there a euphemism for “the first ever sexually transmitted overdose”?

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