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  • #626
    Ivan
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    http://www.nationalenquirer.com/mikewalker/63723

    Hey, if the tabloids say it, its gotta be true!

    Sorry, Rob. You need to teach that gal some manners..

    #9088
    Scatt
    Participant

    Hey now. That’s just one of those things that if she wasn’t famous, it wouldn’t have been shit. Hell, I might have done something like that at one point.

    #9084
    rob
    Participant

    1. I don’t have the slightest chance to bed her
    2. Her actions don’t change the fact that I like her body

    So yeah — I think she’s hot. I don’t care that she’s a snotty bitch, because I don’t have to live with her.

    #9086
    Octavious
    Participant

    ^But isn’t that a guys thing about snotty bitches. Date, fuck and not live with her.

    #9091
    Armez
    Participant
    rob wrote:
    1. I don’t have the slightest chance to bed her
    Haven’t I always told you, they can’t say ‘no’
    when the’re dead(or at least unconsious) unless their an organ donor then…nevermind…eww…

    2. Her actions don’t change the fact that I like her body
    You could get a realdoll of her, then her body’d be an object

    So yeah — I think she’s hot. I don’t care that she’s a snotty bitch, because I don’t have to live with her.

    Good call, just like a Samuel Adams

    #9089
    Bing
    Participant

    Actually I prefer snotty bitches.

    …helps lubricate during the nose-fucking

    #9087
    Scatt
    Participant
    Bing wrote:
    Actually I prefer snotty bitches.

    …helps lubricate during the nose-fucking

    zzzzZZZZING!!

    #9090
    Armez
    Participant
    Scatt wrote:
    Bing wrote:
    Actually I prefer snotty bitches.

    …helps lubricate during the nose-fucking

    zzzzZZZZING!!

    Ewwww…Jaysus…

    eeeee…when you pull out…

    …your penis will be all crusty…0_o

    #9085
    Pa-ul
    Participant
    Armez wrote:
    Scatt wrote:
    Bing wrote:
    Actually I prefer snotty bitches.

    …helps lubricate during the nose-fucking

    zzzzZZZZING!!

    Ewwww…Jaysus…

    eeeee…when you pull out…

    …your penis will be all crusty…0_o

    Or dripping, which it probably will be as an end result.

    Ewwww! 😯


    If it doesn’t work, jam a screwdriver in there and jiggle it about.

    #9092
    Ivan
    Participant

    Either the fuckee has huge nostrils, or the fucker has a narrow dick. either way, gross.

    #9083
    Bucho
    Participant
    Ivan wrote:
    Either the fuckee has huge nostrils, or the fucker has a narrow dick. either way, gross.

    Sure, if by gross you mean hawt. That’s why they call me the Elephant Whisperer.

    - Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.

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