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    Jor-El
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    Tired of being overpaid and having that unbearable sense of accomplishment and importance? Take the tie off and join us this weekend to learn about the newest trend. This ground floor opportunity may not be the best but we’re sure it will survive the scrutiny of the next FTC audit. So get ready to get your hands dirty and meet genuine underachievers like yourself..

    I like titties.

    #5152
    rob
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    ground floor opportunity

    I was a little shaky on this until you said that. So, will I have two toilet bowl cleaners directly underneath me?

    #5155
    Jor-El
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    You will be responsible for getting your own crew. But you need to get a starter kit first and come to the weekly meetings. It’s best that we don’t put anyone in your crew. Only you will know who best suits the job. We’re looking for some real losers.

    I like titties.

    #5150
    Bucho
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    I don’t know what an FTC is but I’m ready to meet the sanitary needs of water closets across the board. I will banish pestilence and devastate the turmoil of bacteria until you can see your reflection in the pile of dead and dying bacteria.

    - Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.

    #5154
    Jor-El
    Participant

    Federal Trade Commission. You know, the Neimoidians.

    I like titties.

    #5156
    Bing
    Participant

    Save paper..wipe with the shower curtain!!

    #5153
    Pa-ul
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    Creep people out by saying to as many people as possible that you are going to the toilet.

    Then wait in there about five minutes and smear little bits of hazelnut spread on your fingers.
    When you come out, see how many people will shake your hand (making sure they can see your hand) 😯

    Even worse, lick your fingers. 😈


    If it doesn’t work, jam a screwdriver in there and jiggle it about.

    #5151
    Bucho
    Participant
    Pa-ul wrote:
    Creep people out by saying to as many people as possible that you are going to the toilet.

    Then wait in there about five minutes and smear little bits of hazelnut spread on your fingers.
    When you come out, see how many people will shake your hand (making sure they can see your hand) 😯

    Even worse, lick your fingers. 😈

    That’s brilliant Pa-ul. I’m going to do it.

    - Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.

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