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  • #543
    Dr Deviant
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    Over the weekend, some toss donkey has been in the canteen and stolen my mug!
    If I catch the wanker, I’m going to shove a habanero up their poop chute…..
    Next Friday Im going to rim all the cups in the canteen… that’ll teach the cup stealing fool


    Anyhoos…. What do you all hate about mondays????

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    #8145
    Dr Deviant
    Participant

    Over the weekend, some toss donkey has been in the canteen and stolen my mug!
    If I catch the wanker, I’m going to shove a habanero up their poop chute…..
    Next Friday Im going to rim all the cups in the canteen… that’ll teach the cup stealing fool


    Anyhoos…. What do you all hate about mondays????

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    #8122
    Version3
    Keymaster

    People.

    I hate people about Mondays.

    #8123
    Version3
    Keymaster

    People.

    I hate people about Mondays.

    #8146
    Dr Deviant
    Participant

    Amen to that Mr Brian My life would be much nicer on a Monday.. if it weren’t for people….

    Things are getting worse here today….. Some pleb has demolished one of my Audio/Video Setups. Because they can’t get a picture from a data projector, the Tech (me) has obviously wired the thing up wrong. So the AV Genius has rewired it for me… They managed to jam a yellow, male, RCA Connector into a 3.5mm audio socket….. AND….. Put a VGA Monitor Plug into the socket UPSIDE FECKIN DOWN!!!!! This bent all the pins, and must have taken some force. THEN they called me out because it wasn’t working
    They have obviously been on the SPAZ JUICE!!!

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    So yes Brian…. Mondays without people would be fine…. I’m now going home for some Emu beer! (no really, that is a real beer… although it does taste like emu pizzle!)

    #8152
    Dr Deviant
    Participant

    Amen to that Mr Brian My life would be much nicer on a Monday.. if it weren’t for people….

    Things are getting worse here today….. Some pleb has demolished one of my Audio/Video Setups. Because they can’t get a picture from a data projector, the Tech (me) has obviously wired the thing up wrong. So the AV Genius has rewired it for me… They managed to jam a yellow, male, RCA Connector into a 3.5mm audio socket….. AND….. Put a VGA Monitor Plug into the socket UPSIDE FECKIN DOWN!!!!! This bent all the pins, and must have taken some force. THEN they called me out because it wasn’t working
    They have obviously been on the SPAZ JUICE!!!

    spaz_juice.jpg

    So yes Brian…. Mondays without people would be fine…. I’m now going home for some Emu beer! (no really, that is a real beer… although it does taste like emu pizzle!)

    #8136
    Bing
    Participant

    I love how people think they should just try to wire shit up themselves….not like the tech guys get paid for it or anything.

    I hate people
    I hate Mondays

    Although Mondays are a bit more tolerable when I get to work and see a new SOS show waiting on me. (thanks Captain)

    Deviant….I suggest you commence the rimming

    #8141
    Bing
    Participant

    I love how people think they should just try to wire shit up themselves….not like the tech guys get paid for it or anything.

    I hate people
    I hate Mondays

    Although Mondays are a bit more tolerable when I get to work and see a new SOS show waiting on me. (thanks Captain)

    Deviant….I suggest you commence the rimming

    #8131
    Octavious
    Participant

    Love the new sig and what’s this spaz juice?

    #8135
    Octavious
    Participant

    Love the new sig and what’s this spaz juice?

    #8137
    Bing
    Participant

    The worst thing about Mondays is coming up with 5 days worth of tolerance for the dumbasses I have to deal with until the weekend.

    And don’t even THINK about asking me to work some function on the weekend…..

    #8140
    Bing
    Participant

    The worst thing about Mondays is coming up with 5 days worth of tolerance for the dumbasses I have to deal with until the weekend.

    And don’t even THINK about asking me to work some function on the weekend…..

    #8132
    Octavious
    Participant

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    Yeeahhh, Bing can you come in on Saturday to help Paw-Paw with his shoes and the engineer with his job. And we need to come on Sunday too!

    #8134
    Octavious
    Participant

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    Yeeahhh, Bing can you come in on Saturday to help Paw-Paw with his shoes and the engineer with his job. And we need to come on Sunday too!

    #8138
    Bing
    Participant

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    First you gotta give me my mother fucking stapler you ass juice drinking WHORE!!!

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