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  • #1191
    monsterchupacabra
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    Hello Everyone!

    I’m Mike. I just signed up and wanted to introduce myself.

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    #14153
    rob
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    Welcome. You…are a real person, yeah? We’ve had so many spammers it’s been like a frickin’ circus bear got loose in our pants.

    #14158
    Pa-ul
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    rob wrote:
    Welcome. You…are a real person, yeah? We’ve had so many spammers it’s been like a frickin’ circus bear got loose in our pants.

    Or a seal.

    I hear they are good at balancing balls on their noses………..Ah wait a minute.


    If it doesn’t work, jam a screwdriver in there and jiggle it about.

    #14167
    Bing
    Participant

    Let’s give him THE TEST

    Hey Mike, you know anywhere I can get cheap Viagra or a good investment strategy?

    #14169
    thx_1227
    Participant

    Can you tell us about enlarging our breasts?

    #14151
    Version3
    Keymaster

    How about repairing my credit while I watch Mandy and her friends on their web cam, surf the real Angelina Jolie nude site while downloading a virus, and you can ship cheap viagra to me at my parent’s house, use that credit repair to get me a deal on a mortgage, email some stock tips to my work email account and making fast cash available until payday… in as little as 15 minutes!

    #14166
    Bing
    Participant

    Hello, I am the King of Mugamumba and will give you 10 millions dollars if you pay a 1500 dollar processing fee

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    #14157
    Pa-ul
    Participant

    Monster Cupacabra = Big goat sucker.

    Watch for the headlines in the papers.


    If it doesn’t work, jam a screwdriver in there and jiggle it about.

    #14161
    digitaltopia
    Participant

    Isn’t saying “monster chupacabra” actually a bit redundant?

    #14156
    Pa-ul
    Participant
    digitaltopia wrote:
    Isn’t saying “monster chupacabra” actually a bit redundant?

    Like the other oxymoron “Microsoft Works” 😀


    If it doesn’t work, jam a screwdriver in there and jiggle it about.

    #14163
    Scatt
    Participant
    rob wrote:
    Welcome. You…are a real person, yeah? We’ve had so many spammers it’s been like a frickin’ circus bear got loose in our pants.

    Dude, I thought ‘spam’ immediately. Actually I still think so, because check it:

    Location: US
    Website:
    Occupation: college student
    Interests: snowboarding surfing

    The “Location: US” and “snowboarding surfing” part grabs me kinda queer… wow, that sounded just great.

    #14152
    rob
    Participant

    Yeah, but there’s no links in his post or his profile.

    #14160
    digitaltopia
    Participant
    Pa-ul wrote:
    digitaltopia wrote:
    Isn’t saying “monster chupacabra” actually a bit redundant?

    Like the other oxymoron “Microsoft Works” 😀

    And you get a gold star.

    #14162
    Scatt
    Participant
    rob wrote:
    Yeah, but there’s no links in his post or his profile.

    Dang, good call. You’ve been spam-punching longer than I have, though. If that’s a real guy and he likes those things…. Good on ya, son. Whatever.

    #14155
    Pa-ul
    Participant
    Scatt wrote:
    rob wrote:
    Yeah, but there’s no links in his post or his profile.

    Dang, good call. You’ve been spam-punching longer than I have, though. If that’s a real guy and he likes those things…. Good on ya, son. Whatever.

    If I had to take the blue V???? pill, I’d expect a hyperlink (or a hyper something).


    If it doesn’t work, jam a screwdriver in there and jiggle it about.

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