August 25, 2008 at 1:07 am #172
Ok, I haven’t been on here in a while. So I thought I would post up something amusing.
Check it out.
I got an email from a Todd Klein who saw my résumé online.
On 8/23/08 7:19 PM, “email@example.com”
I am seeking to fill the position of Sales Representative in my Dallas office. After reviewing your resume online, I see that you possess some of the necessary qualifications to be a candidate. The next step in this process will be to conduct an interview. The purpose of our interview will be to get into more specific details such as compensation, company leads, training and products etc. Click here for more information or to schedule an interview <http://career.staffingsoft.com/site019/asp/joblist.asp?companyid=41&JobApplications=712-08resumeKLEIN>
I look forward to speaking with you soon.
Division Sales Leader
1333 CORPORATE DR. #318
IRVING, TX 75038
– Immediate Weekly Cash Potential
– Call on prospects who have requested to see you
– Professional Training
– Prestigious Products and Services
– Personal Sales and Leadership Development
– Advancement Opportunities (Sales Leader)
– Company Sponsored Stock Ownership Program
– Bonus Programs and Trips
– Annual Potential Income $60,000 – $100,000
Here is my initial reply.
Uh, what exactly does this have to do with 3D design, illustration or graphics? Oh, that’s right…NOTHING!
On 8/23/08 11:45 PM, “Todd Klein”
Listen not sure why the attitude if it does not interest you that’s fine but you have your resume posted.
Indeed, Todd, I do have my résumé posted. In addition, I have an old college book that explains how to use proper grammar and punctuation. Would you like to borrow it?
On 8/24/08 10:19 AM, “Todd Klein”
No wonder you’re looking for a job I am sure that you will find one any day with that lovely attitude. Good luck to you. You’re going to need it.
After this message from him I decided to do a bit of research on his name and company. You can read about that here —> http://www.ripoffreport.com/reports/0/187/RipOff0187467.htm
My final reply to this hairy ball sack follows with a modified screenshot of his webpage.
Their you go again. My attitude is fine. However, I suppose that I really should send you my book considering your lack of punctuation. Having a small package must have a direct impact on your confidence. I can understand if you find it difficult to accept my offer.
I’ve done a little bit of research on you and what you represent. By the way, I’m straight. You’ll need to find someone else. I hear Oak Lawn is a good area for the type of partner you are seeking. If you reply to this email, it will only confirm that it must be true.
I like titties.August 25, 2008 at 2:24 am #3645OctaviousParticipant
I can say this: You weekend was more exciting than mine.
But holy crap! That’s interestig shit!August 25, 2008 at 2:57 am #3640Version3Keymaster
Yeah, I didn’t look at the screenshot until I got it here, that welcome message is funny shit. I’ll be interested to see his next reply.August 25, 2008 at 3:35 am #3650El RustirinoParticipant
Yes, I’m gay!August 25, 2008 at 1:34 pm #3649BingParticipant
I do admire the way you fuck with people sir….August 26, 2008 at 7:02 am #3641BuchoParticipant
Cool guy. So did you do the interview yet?
- Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.August 29, 2008 at 6:42 am #3646Bucho wrote:Cool guy. So did you do the interview yet?
Nah. He vanished after I told him if he wrote me again that he would be confirming his sexual orientation.
Glad to see you back Bucho!
I like titties.November 2, 2008 at 12:06 am #3647
Look who decided to mail me again and most certainly hasn’t learned his lesson yet. Let’s be creative. How should we deal with this dumb ass this time?
On 11/1/08 6:36 PM, “firstname.lastname@example.org” wrote:
> I am seeking to fill the position of Sales Representative in my Dallas office.
> After reviewing your resume online, I see that you possess some of the
> necessary qualifications to be a candidate. The next step in this process will
> be to conduct an interview. The purpose of our interview will be to get into
> more specific details such as compensation, company leads, training and
> products etc. Click here for more information or to schedule an interview
> I look forward to speaking with you soon.
> Todd Klein
> Division Sales Leader
> 1333 CORPORATE DR. #318
> IRVING, TX 75038
> SALES REPRESENTATIVE
> – Immediate Weekly Cash Potential
> – Call on prospects who have requested to see you
> – Professional Training
> – Prestigious Products and Services
> – Personal Sales and Leadership Development
> – Advancement Opportunities (Sales Leader)
> – Company Sponsored Stock Ownership Program
> – Bonus Programs and Trips
> – Annual Potential Income $60,000 – $100,000
I like titties.November 2, 2008 at 3:33 am #3642BuchoParticipant
It has been a lifelong dream of mine to work in Dallas as a sales rep and I would give almost anything on God’s green Earth to be the one chosen to assume the role in your office.
Regretfully after researching you online I feel that the strength of the attraction I have developed towards you during that research precludes me from being able to feel I could perform in a completely professional manner when I am in your presence. Even were my eyes never to meet yours I would be unable to quash the desire that would well up in me like a tsunami of passion at the merest hint of your musk or the firm yet soothing tone of your voice. Such desire would render me all but helpless and, as such, less than capable of fulfilling my duties as prescribed.
All the luck in the world for your future endeavours,
Regretfully yours forever,
- Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.November 7, 2008 at 1:38 am #3643digitaltopiaParticipant
It says the screenshot isn’t available anymore.November 7, 2008 at 3:49 am #3648
Yeah I got tired of seeing him on my Flkr account and deleted him.
He still hasn’t responded to Bucho’s post.
BTW: 1 of 8 songs finished for my next collection of songs.
I like titties.November 7, 2008 at 4:40 am #3644digitaltopiaParticipant
You should make a bonus track called Mr. Magic KY Hands.
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