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    Jor-El
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    I joined Yahoo Personals a while back and it really hasn’t yielded anything. But once in a while I’ll at least get a message from a fat chick, a weird chic or someone pretending to be a hot chic. That’s pretty much it. I’ve had one date and it was less than interesting.

    Without wasting too much time on introduction to the most recent event, I will unfold a bit of entertainment in this forum.

    So, about once per week and sometimes not that often I’ll get bored and troll on over to YP to see if I have any activity. I saw this one that states she is in the next city over from me.

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    Cute right? Legit? Who knows? Better yet, who really cares?

    Here is a screenshot of a limited dialogue from the YP site. Notice really quickly that the profile has been deleted. First sign of a scammer. I never got the email that she/he claims was sent to me (good ol’ gmail spam filter working its guts off).
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    Now here is the part you didn’t see. My e-mail to her and her reply that went straight into the spam folder.


    On Mon, 11/10/08, Jerry Markham <@gmail.com> wrote:
    From: Jerry Markham <@gmail.com>
    Subject: Jerry from Yahoo Personals
    To: ash.wells123@yahoo.com
    Date: Monday, November 10, 2008, 1:29 AM

    Hi Ashley,

    Funny I was just in Royce City last night visiting a friend I hadn’t seen in almost a decade.

    Jerry


    Ashley from Personals…..A little about me

    Hello Jerry,
       Its really nice reading from you and i would like to let you know that i am new to this online thing also,a friend of mine just introduced me to it,so i decided to give it a trial,Well a liitle about myself, i am a missionary and i minister to the poor,the less priviledged, those living with Hiv and Aids preaching to them about the love and mercies of the lord God i also visit motherless baby homes preaching to them about the love of God and his blessings and promises for us i also try to encourage them telling them not to give up on life that is about what i do. I know now you will be wondering how i come about this whole thing,well i started this at the age of 13 but it all happened when there was no one for me well i lost Mom at the age of 5, Dad left us when i was 3 so after i lost mom there was no one out there for me Moms friend came along to my rescue she took me from Royse City TX where i was born and took me with her to Ireland where she lives and started teaching me about the love of God and the reason why i have to worship the lord in all i do so by the age of 13 i started ministering.At the age of 18 i started travelling ministering to people about the love of God that was how i heard the call and i am happy that i did it,that is all about me.
    The reason why i put my profile on this site was because this is going to be my last missionary trip and i would love to meet the man my heart desires.I have travelled to some countries ministering about God presently i am in a country in Africa doing the lord’s work.
    Mostly in a relationship,LOVE is all that matters… that is why i have deiced to build my relationship on some key words LOVE, TRUST,FAITH, HONESTY and DEDICATION those are the key words to a relation which and lastly COMMUNICATION which is a strong factor so beliefs should just be by the way what matters mostly in a relationship is Love and nothing more.well this is all i want you to know now as i will be expecting to hear from you to know what you feel now so we know if there is anything for the both of us waiting patiently to hear from you.We’ll have our own beliefs you know but love overseed all till i hear from you. Also let me know more about you and you can join me online at my Yahoo I.D which is also (ash.wells123) so that we can chat and get to know better.
    Let me know what time you are always online.
    Bye and hope to read from you soon
    Ashley



    After reading all of the crap above (typical scammer jargon) I kept it up on my screen and opened Yahoo IM to add this clown and began the following dialogue about an hour later. In addition to this I had http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nigeria handy.
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    ash.wells123
    BUZZ!!!

    ash.wells123
    Hello

    ash.wells123
    you there?

    hojomusician
    Yes.

    ash.wells123
    How are you?

    hojomusician
    I’m good. What about you?

    ash.wells123
    fine

    ash.wells123
    its been a rainy morning out here

    hojomusician
    Yes, I know.

    ash.wells123
    This is Ashley from Yahoo Personals

    ash.wells123
    may i know you?

    hojomusician
    What’s your current status on there?

    ash.wells123
    how do you mean?

    hojomusician
    Your membership status.

    ash.wells123
    i got it deleted

    ash.wells123
    i have been receiving some nasty responses

    ash.wells123
    know what i mean!

    hojomusician
    Were you a paying customer or was it a free trial membership?

    ash.wells123
    why did you ask?

    hojomusician
    Because some people are just trying it out and others pay by month and I find it a shame to lose a months worth of membership if you paid for it. You know? I would have just ignored those people. SO I assume your were just trying it out.

    hojomusician
    I’ve only talked to a few people on there and my membership ends in about a week. I’ve been on for 6 months and it hasn’t done much for me.

    ash.wells123
    oh ok

    ash.wells123
    i now undestand you

    hojomusician
    Lots of spammers and deadbeats.

    ash.wells123
    i’m a paying member

    hojomusician
    People wanting money.

    ash.wells123
    i guess so

    ash.wells123
    i have had stories on that too

    hojomusician
    What part of Africa are you in?

    hojomusician
    Hello?

    ash.wells123
    Nigeria

    hojomusician
    Really? Your kidding me. What region of town?

    ash.wells123
    i’m not kidding you

    ash.wells123
    i’m serious

    hojomusician
    Relax, it’s just a figure of speech.

    hojomusician
    So what part of Nigeria?

    ash.wells123
    outskirt of Lagos

    ***I quickly locate this image to reference***

    hojomusician
    That’s cool. I’m in Ikeja.

    hojomusician
    Want to meet?

    ash.wells123
    sure

    hojomusician
    Do you have a car or would you be using transport?

    ash.wells123
    i can use any

    ash.wells123
    why asking?

    hojomusician
    I’m busy today but if you would like to meet up this week sometime.

    ash.wells123
    ok

    ash.wells123
    do you have a cam

    hojomusician
    Yes, a really good one.

    hojomusician
    What about you?

    ash.wells123
    yea

    ash.wells123
    can i view you?

    hojomusician
    Yes. It’s on. Me and my grandmother are sitting here. I don’t see you though.

    hojomusician
    So where does your mom and dad live?

    ash.wells123
    States

    ash.wells123
    you?

    ash.wells123
    Texas

    hojomusician
    Do they live together?

    hojomusician
    That was nice of you uncle to take you in.

    ash.wells123
    put on your cam

    hojomusician
    It’s on. Can you not see me? It’s set up through iChat. Maybe that’s why I don’t see you.

    ash.wells123
    na lie

    hojomusician
    How do you use the cam on yahoo?

    ash.wells123
    just get it fixed

    ash.wells123
    thats all

    hojomusician
    I clicked the icon but there is an x on it now.

    hojomusician
    Well, a red circle with a white x.

    hojomusician
    I think we’ll have to try it another way because I don’t see you.

    hojomusician
    Anyway, why are your parents in America?

    ash.wells123 has accepted the invitation to view your webcam.

    ash.wells123 has started viewing your webcam.

    ash.wells123
    wher in Ikeja are you?

    hojomusician
    Near the airport.

    ash.wells123
    where

    ash.wells123
    what are you doing in Ikeja

    hojomusician
    I’m a designer.

    ash.wells123
    ok

    hojomusician
    What are you doing in Lagos

    ash.wells123
    can you give me your cell #?

    hojomusician
    Nevermind, you already told me.

    hojomusician
    I don’t give out my cell number so quickly.

    ash.wells123
    ok

    hojomusician
    I can’t see you. Why no picture? Do you see mine?

    ash.wells123
    nope

    ash.wells123
    you said you’re a designer

    hojomusician
    Yes.

    hojomusician
    The best.

    ash.wells123
    right?

    ash.wells123
    so what do you desighn

    hojomusician
    I’ll tell you later. You haven’t answered my question.

    ash.wells123
    whats that

    hojomusician
    Why are your mom and dad in America and do they live together?

    hojomusician
    You said they were apart before and did they ever get back together?

    ash.wells123
    they are devorced

    ash.wells123
    i dont like talking so much about them

    ash.wells123
    they are personal things

    hojomusician
    I see.

    hojomusician
    I like my parents.

    hojomusician
    How old are you?

    ash.wells123
    will be 28 at the en of the month

    ash.wells123
    how long have you been in Nigeria?

    hojomusician
    Got here yesterday.

    hojomusician
    Can’t wait to leave, no offense.

    hojomusician
    Flying back out Friday.

    hojomusician
    Ok, I have to be going soon.

    ash.wells123
    but you said we should meet up weekend

    ash.wells123
    ok

    ash.wells123
    talk to you later then

    hojomusician
    No, later in the week.

    hojomusician
    I never said the weekend.

    hojomusician
    I do have one question to ask before I go.

    ash.wells123
    ok

    ash.wells123
    ask me

    ash.wells123
    BUZZ!!!

    hojomusician
    When did your mother die? Because I just lost my father a few months ago?

    ash.wells123
    ssome years back

    hojomusician
    It’s been tough dealing with that.

    ash.wells123
    what brought you to Nigeria

    hojomusician
    Design work for Omnicom.

    hojomusician
    They want me to head up the design direction for an event for next year. I’m here to meet two of the investors.

    ash.wells123
    ok

    ash.wells123
    what events are that

    hojomusician
    I still know nothing about you.

    ash.wells123
    well i’m here basically on behalf of my late mom

    hojomusician
    Why Yahoo Personals?

    ash.wells123
    she had some investments here in Nigeria and since she died her incentives are not yet claimed

    ash.wells123
    well a friend introduced me to personals

    hojomusician
    How old were you when she died?

    ash.wells123
    i thought i should try it out

    ash.wells123
    3yrs

    hojomusician
    BUSTED.

    hojomusician
    5yrs you mean.

    hojomusician
    I knew you were a scammer. I’m not in Nigeria you fucktard.

    hojomusician
    Are you going to go all quiet now?

    ash.wells123
    ?

    ash.wells123
    whats that

    hojomusician
    You were lieing.

    ash.wells123
    ??

    ash.wells123
    quiet bout what

    hojomusician
    You’re not in Nigeria, your mother didn’t die and you’re not doing missionary work.

    ash.wells123
    i purposely told you that

    ash.wells123
    you said you were in Ikeja too

    ash.wells123
    so why did you lie?

    hojomusician
    I was baiting you.

    hojomusician
    How does it feel?

    ash.wells123
    baiting you too!!lol

    hojomusician
    Sorry my friend, not gonna get me. I’m the best. I am however a magnificent designer.

    hojomusician
    Now you put a picture up.

    hojomusician
    You terd.

    ash.wells123
    ah… i see you are one of the unserious types

    hojomusician
    Now that we finally got through the bullshit why don’t you tell me about your true self. I’m very interested now.

    hojomusician
    Have you actually got anyone to fall for that story?

    ash.wells123
    no problem

    ash.wells123
    i have already known they type of person you are

    ash.wells123
    we dont need to go more than this

    hojomusician
    I know because you have work to do and people to take advantage of, right?

    ash.wells123
    well if you think so anyway

    hojomusician
    You’ve known people like me? People like me contribute real value to society. People like you are takers.

    hojomusician
    Have fun while you can Ashley. I’ll never forget you. Never!

    ash.wells123
    take care

    hojomusician
    Mercy to you!

    You see folks, this is what happens when you attempt to fuck a stranger in the ass. So feel free to ask Ashley about Nigeria..

    I like titties.

    #12029
    Octavious
    Participant

    Another one bites the dust. That’s great Jerry. Loved the line: I am however a magnificent designer.

    #12028
    digitaltopia
    Participant

    On top of everything else, the awkwardness of their English makes it obvious English isn’t their native language.

    #12027
    Bucho
    Participant

    Damn you’re good Jerry. She would have had me at “hapily”. She would have completed me.

    - Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.

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