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    One way to say you’re excited for something or looking forward to something is to say you’re jacked up. Does that mean once the excitement has passed, you’re jacked off?


    That depends…

    Is the thing you are/were excited about masturbating like a sex-crazed spider monkey? In that case, no. They hump not, masturbate you jackass.

    Made me laugh anyway.


    We don’t mess around with any of your Amercian social niceties and PC bullshit here in NZ. “Jacked”? Hell no, when we want to say we’re excited about being masturbated by a rabid spider monkey while a jackass rams us in the rear we just come right out and say it, sometimes even on the primetime news.

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    I thought all you guys down there just called each other wankers and then went home for a cold beer and a good shag with the lady (or sheep if ladies are scarce)….here we have goats…..not that I ever, um………yeah…….WANKER!!!!

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