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  • #1967
    Larkitect
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    okay. so we have “first blood” right?

    now comes “rambo: first blood part 2”. (with me so far? i bet some of you know where this is headed.)

    then we have…

    “rambo 3”? what the deuce? “rambo 3”!? where is “rambo 2”? or more properly i would ask where is “rambo 2: first blood part 3”? because that is actually what “rambo 3” is. right? if you were going to put “rambo” in the title that’s what it would be. but really it should be “(some manly title): first blood part 3”.

    but what it absolutely shouldn’t be is “rambo 3”!!!

    i would really love to meet the woman who decided to call it “rambo 3”. because (be honest) you know it had to be a woman who thought that was a great summer blockbuster title. running around in her power suit and the children be damned!!! those of us growing up wondering why we never got to see “rambo 2”.

    oh i’m sure we all remember asking our dad why there wasn’t a “rambo 2”. right? and getting that too oft said cliché: “because you wank it too much”.

    i think parents use that whenever they don’t want to have a conversation with their children.

    “why is there no ‘rambo 2’?”
    “why didn’t santa bring me an x-wing?”
    “why does grandma have cancer?”

    and heaven forbid we turn the tables on them.
    hot teenage neighbor:”missed you at the neighborhood pool party yesterday.”
    my dad:”yeah, couldn’t make it.”
    hot teenage neighbor:”why not?”
    me:”because he wanks it too much.”

    but i am digesting from my primary theme. so let me close with this:

    “Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.” – samuel clemens

    My essence still senses Bucho's women.

    #22895
    rob
    Participant

    This is one of the most confusing posts I’ve ever read. And that’s a compliment.

    #22894
    Bucho
    Participant

    I applaud you Larkitect, I think you might just fit in around here.

    - Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.

    #22897
    Ivan
    Participant

    Yeah, well, what happens when Pinocchio says, “My nose will now grow”?

    #22898
    Larkitect
    Participant

    @Ivan 39743 wrote:

    Yeah, well, what happens when Pinocchio says, “My nose will now grow”?

    i’d say “that’s not your nose.” then i’d say “and stop rubbing it because you’re a little wooden boy and its making me uncomfortable.”

    My essence still senses Bucho's women.

    #22893
    mike3point14159
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    Sir, Are you aware,
    In the book First Blood, Rambo blows up a lot of buildings around town with dynamite? And talks Col. Trautman into killing him by shooting him in the chest with a shotgun!

    He also orders a hamburger with lots of onions.

    #22899
    Larkitect
    Participant

    @mike3point14159 39787 wrote:

    Sir, Are you aware,
    In the book First Blood, Rambo blows up a lot of buildings around town with dynamite? And talks Col. Trautman into killing him by shooting him in the chest with a shotgun!

    He also orders a hamburger with lots of onions.

    i was not aware of that. i always liked first blood except for the ending. now i know why. but i did enjoy the latest “rambo” flick.

    My essence still senses Bucho's women.

    #22891
    Version3
    Keymaster

    The latest Rambo flick is no-fucking around action flick… and a good one. Not sure if it’s right on with it’s lack of hamburger with onions execution, or if that’s exactly what it needed for Oscar attention. We may never know.

    #22900
    Larkitect
    Participant

    and william tell ain’t got nothin’ on john rambo. arrow through an apple. HA! john rambo could put an arrow in a worm’s anus inside the apple after it was eaten by a horse.

    My essence still senses Bucho's women.

    #22892
    Version3
    Keymaster

    @Larkitect 39791 wrote:

    …after it was eaten by a horse.

    The ass or the apple?

    #22901
    Larkitect
    Participant

    “daddy, jimmy said they closed the petting zoo down because of something with horses and worms.”

    “well son, sometimes animals get sick and…”

    “and what’s a rimjob?”

    My essence still senses Bucho's women.

    #22896
    Octavious
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    @Ivan 39743 wrote:

    Yeah, well, what happens when Pinocchio says, “My nose will now grow”?

    What a great Family Guy moment.

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