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Isn’t it weird…?

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Isn’t it weird…?

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  • #1664
    rob
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    …that we have gotten a lot of new signups on the forum, but they all seem to be trying to sell some shit?

    …that a stretch of dirt can be worth killing another person over?

    …that even though I’ve been more active, my belly feels bigger?

    …that it seems that all hell breaks loose when we have someone new on the show?

    …that a dirty dog sometimes smells like Tostitos?

    #19974
    Scatt
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    …that we have gotten a lot of new signups on the forum, but they all seem to be trying to sell some shit?

    I’m going to look for examples, because I didn’t realize that.

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    …that a dirty dog sometimes smells like Tostitos?

    Holy shit!

    #19972
    rob
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    Look at the memberlist and then look at their homepage. Newman’s been deleting a lot of the obvious ones.

    #19976
    Bing
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    Great…right when I was getting ready to take the Bing-O-Matic vibrating Lohan doll to market!

    Frank—it does Monica Belluci too….although it costs extra for the added hotness.

    Rob–think of your belly as your depository of coolness.. the bigger you get the more coolness you can carry around.

    #19971
    rob
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    Yeah, but it makes me sweat more. And fat guys are bad enough, but sweaty fat guys are intolerable.

    #19975
    Bing
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    rob wrote:
    Yeah, but it makes me sweat more. And fat guys are bad enough, but sweaty fat guys are intolerable.

    Sweaty?!!

    You need to listen to the voice mail I sent you guys about the Heat Wave in the SE.

    there will come a day when the portly sweaters will rule the world….by drowning everyone else.

    #19970
    rob
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    Yeah, but then what would us fat guys eat if there were no scrawny guys to cook our food?

    #19973
    Scatt
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    My underweight-ituitousness is just as bad as the portly guys. Fuck that, it’s worse, because you bigger dudes can come off as tougher.

    You know, I tried to aquire a gut a few times in my life by eating more, but it just doesn’t happen. The worse thing that happens is I’ll eat too much pasta or something and for the rest of the night my gut protrudes, but it doesn’t fold or hang like it should under the belly button, so it keeps a steady slope right down to the grundel. It makes you look like a pregnant woman in her first trimester. Feel good about that, because I don’t.

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