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Really? I’ve been sitting here in my brand new, nasty ass, dried up sauce packet in the damn drawer cubicle, and am now wondering – is this it? This is what you guys are paying me for?
So far, I’m having a really hard time believing that this is all I have to do. Basically, take orders and place them through this system, and that’s it?
Wow. Looks like I might be spending more time on the board than I thought..
Do they have a 75k+ job opening doing slightly more work… like getting up to see if someone else is working 20% of their day? I could do with one of those at this point. 😛
Things got a little more real this afternoon. Apparently this job’s going to be tedious. But I can do tedious. Look at what I did at Mango…
Traveled to cities for unnecessary meetings while doing .5 hours of work and laughing a lot? Inviting girls to come to the office and show off their “dental work”? Is that what you mean be tedious? 😛
Do they at least let you listen to an ipod at your new job?
- Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.
At my job I spend all day sexually harassing all the women and then breaking into vending machines and calling the boss a fuckhead, then I get my million dollar paycheck and go home.
Like right now for instance I just did a VERY important job, someone asked for a sharpie marker and I gave them one……its a heavy responsibility folks.
Not sure about the iPod yet. I haven’t brought mine because I’m still learning stuff, and people keep coming by to see how I’m doing. It’s okay, though — I’m not bored.
Bing wrote:At my job I spend all day sexually harassing all the women and then breaking into vending machines and calling the boss a fuckhead, then I get my million dollar paycheck and go home.Like right now for instance I just did a VERY important job, someone asked for a sharpie marker and I gave them one……its a heavy responsibility folks.
How do you breathe, sir
Bing wrote:so how are you doing Rob?Well, let’s see — my fuckin’ waist hurts because I put pants on that are too fuckin’ tight. And my dick hurts when these two hot bitches walk by my desk all shakin’ their shit and floppin’ around. And today is the most bored I’ve been up here. I’ve been told that I should enjoy it while it lasts, because when we get back from Vegas it’s gonna be all busy and shit, but we’ll see.
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