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  • #353
    rob
    Participant

    Funny thing — I’m moving to the Sprint store in Frisco…

    …on Gaylord Parkway…

    …next to the Blimpie…

    …that John Day manages.

    Interesting, no?.

    #5292
    Version3
    Keymaster

    You better not eat there, I MEAN IT, I’ll eat your soul!

    hahahahaa

    Kick his ass C-Bass!

    #5303
    Bing
    Participant

    I would eat nothing but asparagus and chili for dinner every night for a week, then use his bathroom everyday at lunch.

    While on the cellphone…

    #5298
    digitaltopia
    Participant

    You and someone else should go in there with two paper cups with a string between, and stand a few feet apart and talk on the paper cups while ordering, and see what happens.

    #5293
    Version3
    Keymaster

    We should mobilize the switched:ON Army and… oh yeah, you bunch of lamers did exactly shit.

    NBLIANGW

    #5296
    rob
    Participant

    There’s a part of me that really wants to go in there and fuck with him, but since I’m next-fucking-door, I’m not sure if I will.

    #5294
    Version3
    Keymaster

    What’s he going to do… come in and pretend to have problems with his phone? Fuck him.

    #5297
    digitaltopia
    Participant
    rob wrote:
    There’s a part of me that really wants to go in there and fuck with him, but since I’m next-fucking-door, I’m not sure if I will.

    Go in holding a sandwich to your ear, talking into it, and order a cell phone?

    #5290
    Version3
    Keymaster

    I’ll just buy you a shirt that says “John Day Loves the Cock” and you can wear that in there.

    #5291
    Version3
    Keymaster

    If anyone would rally with me, I’d STILL camp out in front of that store on public property with signs and shit. I should build a website too.

    #5299
    digitaltopia
    Participant
    Version3 wrote:
    If anyone would rally with me, I’d STILL camp out in front of that store on public property with signs and shit. I should build a website too.

    If you build it, they will come. Maybe I’d even do one of my little stick figure animations for it.

    #5302
    Bing
    Participant
    Version3 wrote:
    We should mobilize the switched:ON Army and… oh yeah, you bunch of lamers did exactly shit.

    NBLIANGW

    Yeah, well…..

    We’re not exactly known for our collective social impact…..or something else all smart and stuff.

    I mean WE are the people that laugh at PawPaw and waggly penis jokes!

    You want 5,000 fart recordings emailed to someone and this is your army, but protesting….I dunno man…sounds like a lotta work to me.

    #5301
    Scatt
    Participant
    rob wrote:
    I’m moving Sprint stores…

    You mean like picking it up with your hands?

    #5305
    El Rustirino
    Participant

    I would whup John Day if I had the chance

    #5295
    Bucho
    Participant

    I would walk up to him and say, “Hey mister, are you John Day?”

    Then he’d say, “Yes. Yes I am, how can I help you?”

    And I’d look him slowly up and down and say, “More like John Gay!!!”

    And everyone in the store would be like, “Oh snap-a-doodle-do!!!”, and high five me while tears roll down John Day’s cheeks and he wets his pants and we’d all laugh even harder at that too. Then flies and badgers would be attracted to the smell and he’d lose his job and become a bum or a parking warden.

    - Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.

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