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I hate Michael Cera…

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  • #989
    rob
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    You know, I don’t really hate him, I just don’t understand why people like him. Why the hell are his movies all played up like they’re fucking genius? He looks like he’s 14. Wow, what talent.

    The media in general tend to do this all the time, so I guess I really shouldn’t be surprised, but I just don’t get it. Nothing I’ve seen makes me think, “You know, no one else could play that part.” I think, in every thing I’ve seen him in, “ANYONE could have played that part.” Is it just me? Am I missing something?

    Will Arnett, too, what the fuck’s up with that guy?.

    #12243
    Bucho
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    Why do you hate 14 year olds so much Rob? Something happen in your past we don’t know about?

    - Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.

    #12247
    rob
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    I remember touching a boob. That is all.

    #12241
    Version3
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    Will Arnett is not funny at all. Not even accidentally. He wants to be, he’s a fan of funny… but he’s not. Why the fuck is he in so damn many movies lately? Maybe the lack of Hollywood creativity just started with casting directors?

    As for Cera, Anyone who ends up in one of these media popularized movies will be able to benefit from being stuff into roles for no reason for at least a while. In this case he was in two; Superbad and Juno. We saw the Jonah Hill stuffed into everything for no reason the moment Superbad hit the box office and it still doesn’t see to be totally over. At least that guy can be funny sometimes. With Michael Cera there is no talent to speak of, so maybe it will wear off faster. We can only hope. Kat Dennings is the one I don’t want to see in movies anymore, I can’t stand to look at her. At all.

    #12244
    Bucho
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    I don’t know Will Arnet apart from the few shows I’ve seen of Arrested Develpment and I thought he did fine in that.

    Kat Dennings I think I only saw in her small role in 40 Year Old Virgin. Is it her semi-gothishness that fills you with hatred Bryan?

    Kind of like your bile filled railing against Selma Blair, that was some funny shit. I mean, I think they’re both pretty, but whenever you get to ragging on a celebrity chick, almost as if you’re insulted and disappointed that any of your fellow men could have elevated these girls into the limelight, it usually cracks me up. Same goes for actors you think are being lauded above their talent come to think of it. You always did have a talent for rant.

    - Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.

    #12251
    El Rustirino
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    You hate me rob

    I know it you hate me :'(

    #12248
    rob
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    ?

    What’s up, Rusty? Why the long face, there?

    #12252
    thx_1227
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    Rusty must be Michael Cera.

    #12245
    Bucho
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    I was thinking about this again the other day and I get now why I it’s always entertaining to hear Bryan bag celebrity chicks. It’s because I realised have the same reaction sometimes, just to different girls than the ones he gets pissed off about.

    Like Eva Longoria and all the mega-drooling that’s gone on about her since Desperate Housewives put her out the front of the tabloids. Not only is she not the hottest woman on screen, she’s not even one of the hottest Evas on screen. Mendes and Green both are a league above her and it pisses me off how high her profile is totally based on this erroneous idea of her hotness. It’s not that she’s a bushpig, it’s that she’s not remarkably hot but everyone treats her as though she is, with that stupid upturned button nose those boring dead eyes. Damn it! Sit down Longoria, you’re just getting in the way!!

    Anyway, so Michael Cera … what is it with that goober anyway?

    - Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.

    #12249
    rob
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    Yeah, Eva Longoria pisses me off, too, but I’m also not a fan of Eva Mendes, either. She can’t act. At all. Period. When I see her on TV or in a movie I want to punch myself in the cock. Like, literally punch myself all about the cock. And it also makes me want to punch other people in the cock. She also makes me want to punch women directly in the vagina. I wonder if boxing a vagina’s like boxing someone’s ears.

    Eva Green can be really hot sometimes. And what a rack!

    I’ve never understood the fascination with Teri Hatcher, either. It’s like you take a somewhat attractive woman, and then vomit all over her. I bet she smells like that, too.

    I might get flamed for this one, but I’m not that big of a fan of Jessica Alba. Another one that can’t act at all, and she’s like, a 7.5. To me, to be really hot, you gotta look better than chicks that do porn, and while I’ll agree that she’s kinda hot, I’ve seen hotter porn actresses, so yeah, a win in Rob’s column.

    #12242
    Version3
    Keymaster

    Fuck Eva Longoria. Fuck her right in ear hole. Anywhere else, and you’d split that twig in half. She’s just fucking small and skinny, and it makes her noggin look huge to me. I don’t like her attitude, don’t care for her looks, and she certainly cannot act.

    Fuck Eva Mendes. She can’t act, and I’m not that fond of her looks… well, above the neck anyway. She popular because of US marketing, and she probably blew someone important. It’s not talent, fo damn sho.

    Fuck Eva Green… not really, I actually have no strong opinions of her either way. I don’t care for her, but don’t have a rant either.

    Fuck Jessica Alba… I mean I want to fuck every crevice on Jessica Alba. She has zero talent, but is high on the hot scale with me.

    #12246
    Bucho
    Participant

    I love to look at Jessica Alba but she’s as dumb as a sack of bricks so as soon as she gets to talking someone should put something in her mouth to stop her. And that someone should be me. And that something should be …

    … sufficient to stop her talking.

    Eva Mendes isn’t remarkably prettier than the average Hollywood chick but she is pretty, and what makes her hot to me is she looks like she’s a very naughty girl. Like a high class call girl. When it comes down to it that’s one of my types. And Gods-willing, one day I’ll be able to afford that type.

    - Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.

    #12250
    rob
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    Yeah, but — penises should be hit when you see her! Definitely!

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