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  • #1679
    El Rustirino
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    You ever wonder how someone came up with all the crap we have today? I mean, who the heck went up to a cow and said “AAYY, COW…Bing! I’ma grab these pink thingies here and drink whatever the hell comes out!”

    #20141
    YouFollowMe
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    Rusty wrote:
    “AAYY, COW…Bing! I’ma grab these pink thingies here and drink whatever the hell comes out!”

    You answered your own question right there. Whatever weird development the human race comes up with, Bing is responsible. He is everywhere at everytime, searching for oddities.

    #20137
    mike3point14159
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    I was watching Good Eats the other day, and Alton Brown, the host, was talking about vanilla. To get vanilla you pick the bean off the orchid vine it grows on. Boil it a lot. Lay the beans out on a blanket or mat to dry. At night you bundle them up in the blanket. And keep drying and wraping them up, for nine months to a year. Only then will the brown gross insides taste like the vanilla we know.

    Who was the first person to go through all that, just to have nilla wafers?

    #20143
    Frank
    Participant
    mike3point14159 wrote:
    Who was the first person to go through all that, just to have nilla wafers?

    Bing?

    #20139
    BSherrod
    Participant

    I actually have, like one day some guy didn’t wake up and everything was named. Theyre had to be one guy who just sat around and made up shit, like that was his job.

    #20138
    Bucho
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    mike3point14159 wrote:
    I was watching Good Eats the other day, and Alton Brown, the host, was talking about vanilla. To get vanilla you pick the bean off the orchid vine it grows on. Boil it a lot. Lay the beans out on a blanket or mat to dry. At night you bundle them up in the blanket. And keep drying and wraping them up, for nine months to a year. Only then will the brown gross insides taste like the vanilla we know.

    Who was the first person to go through all that, just to have nilla wafers?

    I think about that sort of crap all the time, like some of the complex recipes that depend on specific cooking times and temps and whatever. To combine the same exact ingredients in different ratios and preparation you end up with completely different things. It’s pretty much magical. Plus, how many died testing new foods? Now that’s a job requiring courage.

    - Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.

    #20142
    Bing
    Participant

    AAYYY!!

    Speaking of them Cow thingies….

    I don’t know about you guys but any time I see pink-fleshy-hangings on any animal I automatically think, “Wonder what them do?”

    I don’t blame whoever tugged on it first…I do wonder if alcohol was involved……

    …..You see…its all about how stupid you can be and still be considered normal. Three guys standing around laughing at the pick-fleshy-hangings on an animal is smart…….provided that the fourth guy is pulling on one of said pink-fleshies.

    So who is laughing at SOS and who is pulling the thingies???????

    a question for the “Low Dimension”

    #20145
    El Rustirino
    Participant

    Aye, a large question.

    Who put booze together anyways? Who thought this stuff up?

    #20140
    Scatt
    Participant
    Rusty wrote:
    Aye, a large question.

    Who put booze together anyways? Who thought this stuff up?

    …Alchemists? I dunno…

    #20144
    El Rustirino
    Participant

    Unca Mike, fuck yea! Problly.

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