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Hot, Attractive, pretty, decent, plain, ugly, fugly?

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  • #991
    Bing
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    Sara Palin.

    the woman not the politics.

    #12256
    Version3
    Keymaster

    You want to say hot, because she’s better than everyone else you are used to seeing in that forum, right?

    I dunno man, I think I’d go attractive. As a politician definitely, at least she’s not another 70+ year old white guy we have to look at. -or Clinton. πŸ˜€

    Be for whoever you want politically but if you have testes, you can’t possibly say you’d rather look at Hillary Clinton than… well anyone really.

    #12263
    padawaneagle
    Participant

    Well I’m a girl so my opinion on this probably isn’t as big, but I think she’s pretty.

    #12257
    Version3
    Keymaster

    Guess it depends on the answer he’s fishing for. πŸ˜€

    #12258
    Bucho
    Participant

    To get all scientific on your asses, on the Bucho Scale Palin is a 6. Clinton is a 2. Other 2s include Oprah, Dame Margaret Thatcher and Saddam Hussein. 6 means Palin is literally a Milf. On the Bing Scale she’s a Pretty.

    (The Bucho Scale may appear to be sexist in that it objectifies women somewhat but in fact it is not sexist because it also objectifies men. And lemurs.)

    - Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.

    #12264
    padawaneagle
    Participant

    Why…have you seen any particularly attractive lemurs lately?

    #12259
    Bucho
    Participant

    Depends what you mean by lately. If you mean, “Did you see any lemurs rated 6 or above in the last 72 hours?”, then yes maam. Boy howdy yes.

    But if you mean, “Have you encountered lemurs 6 and over on the Bucho scale in the last 12 hours Bucho?”, then I have to respond no, with a sad face emoticon, but then with a determined face emoticon I’d follow that with, “But boy howdy, I will see some soon enough Eagle. I will see some soon enough”. Then I’d use a staring intently and meaningfully out the window like a soap opera star emoticon.

    - Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.

    #12262
    Bing
    Participant
    padawaneagle wrote:
    Why…have you seen any particularly attractive lemurs lately?

    Not really a fair question, Bucho had a lemur break his heart in high school and he has always held a torch for them since.

    And Hillary Clinton is one of the planet’s fugliest people.

    #12265
    padawaneagle
    Participant

    I thought that went without saying.

    #12261
    rob
    Participant

    We all know that the grundel of the lemur is nice and soft.

    #12260
    Bucho
    Participant

    One of the greatest lyrics ever written in my humble opinion. Like all great art it resonates so deeply because it’s true.

    - Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.

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