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  • #1599
    Jor-El
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    Gotta head like a waterpick. Always spittin’ shit.
    Gotta head like a salad bowl. Always catchin’ stuff.
    Gotta head like a tumbleweed. Always rollin’ around and shit.
    Gotta head like a tunafish. Always swimmin’ up stream and smelling up the place.

    I like titties.

    #19374
    Bucho
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    Gotta head like a bath. Always filling up with water.
    Gotta head like a knife. Always stabbing shit.
    Gotta head like a shark. Always eating children.
    Gotta head like a head. Always being all head-like.

    - Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.

    #19377
    rob
    Participant

    Gotta head like a bean burrito. Always kinda nasty and smelling of beans.
    Gotta head like an auctioneer. Always won’t ever shut the hell up.

    #19380
    Scatt
    Participant

    Head like a whore–Gave me a sore
    I’d rather die–Than hear that bitch snore.

    #19385
    YouFollowMe
    Participant

    Gotta head like wrapping paper. All ripped up.
    Gotta head like a pencil. A bit dull.
    Gotta head like a hobo. Full of stinky.

    #19387
    Bing
    Participant
    Scatt wrote:
    Head like a whore–Gave me a sore
    I’d rather die–Than hear that bitch snore.

    ๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿ˜† ๐Ÿ˜†

    #19383
    Jor-El
    Participant

    Gotta head like a table saw. Always cutting shit.

    I like titties.

    #19375
    Bucho
    Participant

    Gotta head like a sack full of marbles. Always getting into trouble with the cops.
    Gotta head like a half-eaten burger. Always spilling shit out and making grease stains.
    Gotta head like two heads. Always arguing about where to dump the bodies.
    Gotta head like Napolean Dynamite. Always gosh.

    - Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.

    #19379
    Scatt
    Participant

    Head like a nad–bulbous and rad
    I’d rather die–than make that thing mad.

    … I believe I haven’t quite grasped the concept of this thread.

    #19376
    rob
    Participant

    Hair like a fro, black as your toe
    I’d rather die than show you my pole.

    Yeah, Scatt!

    #19373
    Bucho
    Participant

    Head like my eye-itching my eye
    I’d rather eat two tons of 5 week old tuna in garbage man sweat flavored ice cream with a crack whore’s pubes in it while drag queens flay my sack with horse whips-than hot wax my eye.

    - Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.

    #19393
    Armez
    Participant

    Gotta head like a cracker. All salty and shit.
    Gotta head like an emo kid. Always cutting itself.

    #19382
    Jor-El
    Participant

    Gotta head like a dog freckle. Always hidden and out of place.
    Gotta head like a buffalo nickle. Old and only worth 5 cents.

    I like titties.

    #19392
    Armez
    Participant

    Gotta head like a pedophile. Always looking for kiddie porn.
    Gotta head like Queen Elizabeth II. Always tomahawking people in the face with a tomahawk…

    #19389
    El Rustirino
    Participant

    Gotta head like a cup. Some perv’s fuckin’ me.
    Gotta head like a Lindsday. Some perv’s lookin’ at my vagina on the internet.

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