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all i know is if my dog bit me in the crotch he should consider it a one day clearance sale because i promise you (one way or another) it would never happen again.
“i suffer when he bites me”
you suffer because it hurts. it hurts because he bites you! moron.
My essence still senses Bucho's women.
Damn, that’s a funny one! I need to work that accent and those phrases into everyday conversation. Can you imagine this lady? She doesn’t have quite enough $ at the grocery store, and she goes off on how her dog bites her in her bagina! hahahahahaa
the dog’s in the car like a little don corleone.
she’s in the store with nothing but dog food. crying because she has no money.
“if i doan bring heem da food he will bide me on da bagina! he probly out dare rye now biding the labrador penis!”
a couple of her sound bites would make a good voicemail alert or something.
My essence still senses Bucho's women.
okay. the next live show you guys do, i want you to be wearing this:
My essence still senses Bucho's women.
She’s late on her rent, the cops pull her over, she eats a baby, any of these things and her excuse is that, “Eets nut my forlt, my dog bides my bagina!”
- Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.
and then she’ll sue the state and win. because if you can get a million dollars because mcdonald’s coffee is hot, i’m sure she can get some compensation for her own dog biting her bagina.
My essence still senses Bucho's women.
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