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  • #1176
    rob
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    …thrown your back out by trying to stick your finger up your butt while jerking off in the shower?

    By the way, this question can be a successful conversation starter at lunch with your work colleagues, church functions, Thanksgiving dinner, and job interviews.

    #14016
    El Rustirino
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    It’s hard to jerk off in the shower.

    #14008
    rob
    Participant

    I guess this one’s a bit too weird…I was in a weird gross-out mood today.

    #14014
    Bing
    Participant

    I find it safer to just cram the bar of soap up there…..tingles a little though

    #14007
    rob
    Participant

    Oof. Especially if you use bath gel mostly, because then that old crusty bar has little minute spikes and shit on ’em.

    #14013
    Bing
    Participant

    Well, I guess in that case you could just squirt the gel right up there, but then you would fart bubbles for about a week.

    #14006
    rob
    Participant

    Funny you mention that — in college, I was known as “Bubble Farter”. Give you a guess why.

    #14004
    Bucho
    Participant

    Your technique must be off Robby, I’ve had a bad back for half my life and I never throw it out when I do that. Let me send you the instructional dvd I have where Eric Estrada and Dirk Benedict demonstrate the safest and most effective techniques for said maneuver. You won’t regret it.

    - Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.

    #14012
    Bing
    Participant

    It’s really much safer if you just use the same hand for both

    takes a little practice but leaves the other hand open for bathing

    #14015
    Frank
    Participant

    You all laugh, I have videos … and I’ll just leave it at that.

    #14005
    rob
    Participant

    Videos of how-to, or videos of……nevermind.

    #14011
    Bing
    Participant
    Frank wrote:
    You all laugh, I have videos … and I’ll just leave it at that.

    Dude, you paid me good fucking money and promised to erase the tape….

    Don’t make me post the pics of you and that dead midget

    #14009
    Pa-ul
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    Bing wrote:
    Frank wrote:
    You all laugh, I have videos … and I’ll just leave it at that.

    Dude, you paid me good fucking money and promised to erase the tape….

    Don’t make me post the pics of you and that dead midget

    Which one, the overworked one or the roadkill.


    If it doesn’t work, jam a screwdriver in there and jiggle it about.

    #14010
    Bing
    Participant

    All kidding aside fellas I need some help here….

    Turns out I broke a thumb knuckle on a hardened prostate and now I can’t stop cumming and I really need to do something about that giant bean burrito I ate last night….

    I’m stuck upside down in the shower covered in Jizz and sweat and need someone to come get me……..

    anyone?

    hello?

    #14003
    Bucho
    Participant

    I’ve never been more sickened. You have a gift for prose my man.

    - Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.

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