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    Yesterday this dump truck decided that he wanted to be in the same place that I was. I, however, disagreed and swerved into the left lane. However, since the world seems to like anally fisting me (without lube), There was a pickup truck there. I slammed on my breaks, but hit the truck. Sort of fortunately, I only hit his trailer hitch, so his truck wasn’t damaged, but I was left with what looks like the landing site of a lead baseball on my otherwise mint 1983 280zx. IMG_0001.jpg.


    Oof. Butt’s nice and sore now, huh?


    Look like that Quatto or whatever mutant from Total Recall…..

    Sucks major horse penis though dude…..perhaps a fake whiplash and Lawyer are in order?


    WOW! Fucking idiot.

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