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    Bing
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    Last night my wife tried to kill me.

    We went to the bar and she ordered Vodka shots.

    I’ve got a sore bum and a goat following me around and my mouth tastes like maggot piss….I’m pretty sure my breath can start a fire and I’ve already called Jerry twice….

    I’m gonna stage an intervention with myself here on the forums as soon as the lava shits are done…..

    Let’s just say this…Bing + Hangovers = Old Buddies

    Bing + This Hangover = Bing’s Colon Surrenders

    I swear there musta been some kinda laxative in that vodka…..I mean I’ve had the post-drunk poo’s before but THIS shit (literally) is like velcro lava turds…it attaches and burns…………..wait a minute….

    CALL NOW AND ORDER YOUR LIQUID LAVA TURD!!!!! IT CLEANS AND REMOVES STAINS!!!
    call now at 817-591-0356.

    #4542
    Frank
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    To quote an old boss of mine:

    “He told me ya’ll ain’t gonna mess with me today.”

    “Who told you that, Greg?”

    “Tha Lord.”

    Don’t know what that has to do with anything, just figured I’d post something to show off my shiny new avatar.

    #4541
    Bing
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    You know something Frank….you are my best friend and I love you to death.

    But your Avatar is the coolest fucking thing in this Universe, in fact I think from now on when I think of you I will think of the avatar and have to whack it.

    Answer your phone it should sound like *splash*

    Bucho is a bitch for being in Brazil

    #4540
    digitaltopia
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    There’s a goat following you around?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TUH8rwrVtxA

    #4539
    Pa-ul
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    Bing wrote:
    Last night my wife tried to kill me.

    We went to the bar and she ordered Vodka shots.

    Always a bad thing, especially if it’s fermented in Chernobyl.

    Bing wrote:
    I’ve got a sore bum and a goat following me around and my mouth tastes like maggot piss….I’m pretty sure my breath can start a fire and I’ve already called Jerry twice….

    This may be something that Freud can answer, but you may not like the results (neither will Jerry).

    Bing wrote:
    I’m gonna stage an intervention with myself here on the forums as soon as the lava shits are done…..

    I’ve had curries that turn your intestines into a napalm factory, so I may know where you are coming from on that one.


    If it doesn’t work, jam a screwdriver in there and jiggle it about.

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