Okay, so remember that Britney/Federline porn that everyone was harping on about for the longest time a little while back? According to this British paper, Federline’s going to sell the honeymoon “action filled” tape back before Britney’s body went all Funhouse Mirror on her. Now, let’s be honest. White trash? Sure. Trailer trash? Sure. But Britney back when she was (and she was, at one point) hot? Who’s going to be lined up for this video release? And who wants to download it for Bing because he’s still using 56k dialup?