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  • #323
    Bing
    Participant

    I thought that would get your attention……

    Now, to the subject of Bucho’s recordings.

    These things are a slice of life in a New Zealand gas station…and therein lies the brilliance and glory of it all. I fucking love these recordings. From the rhythm and and charm in Bucho’s voice to the way you say goodbye to a stranger **aside**Here in the southeastern US such things are usually a “See you Later” or maybe a “alright then”….I imagine an Italian equal would be “Ciao” (I hope I spelled that right…it’s said CHOW so I don’t know why its spelled all fancy and foreign and shit. **end aside** The image of Bucho leaving the store with a “Cheers Mate” is classic and comforting. It gives you hope to know that such a place exist as the world Bucho captures for us. These recordings are not laugh out loud funny, nor should they be judged by their comedic value, what we have here is a slice of life given to us by a man with a great and sometimes Markhamm-ish sense of humor…

    We start with file named BITW04_Gull Robber
    personal note: I like the recordings…but the names do truly suck…Bucho, fix your shit Mate……

    Some guy gets robbed and tells Bucho the story….Bucho leaves with a “Cheers Mate!” (still love that shit, its just so fucking real and cool…I would love to be able to say that shit). In between there is the feeling of standing behind Bucho in the line and just waiting to see how far he is going to push this guy and also hoping he will buy you a pack of smokes….C’mon Bucho you can afford a pack of cowboy killers for ole Bing right?

    Up Next is the wonderfully named BITW04_Vanilla Coke
    that takes like EIGHT fingers to type!!!

    Bucho either seduces or hypnotizes the clerk with the magic of Vanilla Coke. Is it made here? Our does Bucho perhaps have his own Vanilla flavor to offer?????

    BITW BHB Rd 01 Uranium
    what am I?…like fucking chemist with the formula for chocolate finger? Name. Your. Shit. Dude. love you anyway

    Bucho meets his match. The clerk picks up on the game and ends up making the whole thing so real and perfect. At the end you literally feel like you are walking back to the truck and Bucho turns to you and speaks the final line.

    BITW Mulgan St Fizzy Bees

    Bucho mindrapes a guy then skullfucks him to death. Proof that no matter what he says, you want to talk to Bucho and like him….he is the devil and the devil is budda and budda builds houses, and if Bucho were to say it…you would agree. I think he should invest his power in getting local women to email boobie pictures to Frank so his collection can grow even more…you know Frank, it wouldn’t kill you to share some shit….I don’t care if its fat chicks doing anal with a german shepard…I’m on a fucking DIAL-UP!…Ain’t no judge a man by his porn…hell Bingette found this shit on the desktop and picked on me for a week!

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    Personally, I thought Mama looked really good at the beach that day…..


    BITW Whitney St 02 Space

    Bucho summons the spirit of the Late Great Carl Sagan, the cosmic forces of gravity and time engulf a clerk whose life will forever remember Bucho and his taint. The ideas tossed about as jokes are the forces that bind our universe and define our existence…of course all of this was missed by Bucho who was checking out the ass on the girl that made the 3rd beep to enter……….my recording is special and includes the whacking section in the truck…I’ll sell it for the price of a new hip.

    There are other recordings….but I think Bucho should have a say in some of his creation.

    From Bucho: The Man, The Legend, The Internet’s Coolest Budda.

    #5039
    Bucho
    Participant

    Well, there goes the last little bit of control I had on my ego. I guess Bing’s post confirms I really am as brilliant as I keep telling my sex-addiction counsellor. You’re right about everything except I can’t actually afford a pack of cowboy killers.

    (I don’t quite get what you want from the names but if you want to rename them then be my suave southern file-renaming guest dude (The one called Gull Robber is so named because the service station chain is called Gull. That dude had a big plaster on his forhead, so I asked him why)).

    (I’m going to be hard up for internet connections for a while as I move house so if I don’t make it to the SOS boards it’s not because I don’t love you suckers, or think about yous when I’m whacking it.)

    - Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.

    #5050
    Bing
    Participant

    How is there no response to this?

    Bucho has given us thine message most divine. RESPOND YOU BUNCHA BITCHES!!!!

    #5043
    rob
    Participant

    I like Bucho.

    #5052
    Frank
    Participant

    Bucho is a tall drink of something on some kind of day, I tells ya.

    And as for this …

    Bing wrote:
    I think he should invest his power in getting local women to email boobie pictures to Frank so his collection can grow even more…you know Frank, it wouldn’t kill you to share some shit….I don’t care if its fat chicks doing anal with a german shepard.

    Why? Huh? What have you heard?

    #5048
    Jor-El
    Participant

    Hi everybody. πŸ™‚

    I like titties.

    #5051
    Frank
    Participant

    Holy shit, it’s Jerry Markham! Guys, we have a Jerry Markham sighting! This post is now complete.

    πŸ™‚

    NBLIANGW

    #5045
    Pa-ul
    Participant

    Quick, phone Fox, NBC.

    Tell them there is a Jerry sighting…………….News at 11.


    If it doesn’t work, jam a screwdriver in there and jiggle it about.

    #5047
    Octavious
    Participant

    And thats why he hasn’t posted on this topic since Nov. 20.
    But its always good to hear from Jerry.

    #5049
    Jor-El
    Participant

    Hey everybody. I am still here. Robby and I were discussing a way of getting all of the best of clips for all 3 years together for some kind of download release. SO there. πŸ™‚

    I like titties.

    #5044
    rob
    Participant

    Yeah. Just chill out. Fuck, man…

    Heheh.

    #5053
    El Rustirino
    Participant

    Yaaaaay

    #5046
    Octavious
    Participant

    Dude you want pictures of old men, …

    …what kind of freaky fetish is that?

    #5055
    thx_1227
    Participant
    Jor-El wrote:
    Hey everybody. I am still here. Robby and I were discussing a way of getting all of the best of clips for all 3 years together for some kind of download release. SO there. πŸ™‚

    w00t!

    #5040
    Bucho
    Participant

    I’ve been recording again, like an awesome recording champ. I don’t have iTunes setup but if anyone wants to hear them PM me your email and I’ll deliver them all nice and personal and shit. And things. And stuff.

    I’m warning you, they’re awesome but with very average sound quality so don’t come crying to me when all the neighborhood dogs come flocking to your back porch. Or your front crotch.

    - Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.

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