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  • #357
    Frank
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    BEVERLY HILLS, California (AP)_Lindsay Lohan has reached a plea deal on misdemeanor drunken driving and cocaine charges that calls for her to spend one day in jail and serve 10 days of community service.

    So, let me get this straight, they can catch you drunk behind the wheel and carry cocaine on you and all you’ll get is ONE (1) day in jail and TEN (10) days of community service?!?!?!?! Wow..

    #5350
    El Rustirino
    Participant

    GOD DAMN MOTHER FUCKER UGGH I AM SICK OF THESE CELEBRITY FUCKHEADS GOD FUCKING DAMNIT AAAHINGFDIFAIMS

    #5337
    Version3
    Keymaster

    What he said. But what’s wrong with the world when even we can’t manage to stop talking about them on this forum.

    #5343
    Scatt
    Participant
    Version3 wrote:
    What he said. But what’s wrong with the world when even we can’t manage to stop talking about them on this forum.

    Whether we realize it or not, the media machine is doing it’s job.

    #5336
    Version3
    Keymaster

    And we the little cogs are doing our part every day. Damn, why couldn’t I resist clicking that ‘quick reply’ button? Damn my programming!

    #5342
    Pa-ul
    Participant

    I’m part of the community.

    I have an idea about what she can do for community service 😈

    (Sound of a zipper going down)


    If it doesn’t work, jam a screwdriver in there and jiggle it about.

    #5344
    Bing
    Participant

    And once she is done with the UK community service, I’ll take care of her U.S. service

    *sound of gun cocking*

    #5349
    El Rustirino
    Participant

    I could take it too far, but I won’t

    #5341
    Pa-ul
    Participant
    Bing wrote:
    And once she is done with the UK community service, I’ll take care of her U.S. service

    *sound of gun cocking*

    And in a show of Anglo-American friendship.

    *Paul passes Bing a box of hollow points*


    If it doesn’t work, jam a screwdriver in there and jiggle it about.

    #5345
    Bing
    Participant
    Pa-ul wrote:
    Bing wrote:
    And once she is done with the UK community service, I’ll take care of her U.S. service

    *sound of gun cocking*

    And in a show of Anglo-American friendship.

    *Paul passes Bing a box of hollow points*

    Gotta love them Brits…..

    #5352
    thx_1227
    Participant
    #5348
    El Rustirino
    Participant
    #5339
    rob
    Participant

    My left testicle just exploded.

    #5347
    El Rustirino
    Participant
    rob wrote:
    My left testicle just exploded.

    Is that good or bad?

    #5338
    rob
    Participant

    Umm…bad. No…wait.

    Shit. No, it’s bad.

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