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    rob
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    So there’s this little cutie pie chick that works up at the store with me. Very tiny. Very cute. She just said, “It’s so cold!” And we talked a bit about that, and she explained that she shaves her arms.

    “You shave your arms?”

    “Yeah, I shave everything.”

    Rob raises his eyebrows.

    “Yeah, I even shave my stomach and everything.”

    Rob swallows hard. She walks off. Rob can’t think properly for the next two minutes. Rob then posts on board to share..

    #4380
    Pa-ul
    Participant
    rob wrote:
    So there’s this little cutie pie chick that works up at the store with me. Very tiny. Very cute. She just said, “It’s so cold!”

    Bet you looked down, just to check if she was smuggling peanuts 😀

    rob wrote:
    And we talked a bit about that, and she explained that she shaves her arms.

    “You shave your arms?”

    “Yeah, I shave everything.”

    Rob raises his eyebrows.

    “Yeah, I even shave my stomach and everything.”

    Now that gets a few alarm bells ringing.
    If there was mention of balls, I’d have been a drag car over a quarter mile.

    rob wrote:
    Rob swallows hard. She walks off. Rob can’t think properly for the next two minutes. Rob then posts on board to share.

    😀


    If it doesn’t work, jam a screwdriver in there and jiggle it about.

    #4382
    digitaltopia
    Participant

    Is this the same one that’s been kind of flirting with you?

    #4384
    Octavious
    Participant

    Shaves everything? Rob, tell her that you don’t believe her and she needs to “show” you the rest of her body.

    #4385
    Bing
    Participant

    Rob: “You shave everything?

    Girl: “Oh Yeah”

    Rob: “do you get those pimply ingrown hairs on your cooter?”

    Girl: “Uh, I need to leave”

    Rob: “Why? cause your nasty bumpy cooter itches!….FREAK!!!!”

    #4379
    rob
    Participant

    Yeah, Darth, I think I totally misread that. She definitely prefers me to some of the other people up there, but, I mean, c’mon, who wouldn’t?

    But yeah, that, um…yeah.

    #4383
    Octavious
    Participant
    rob wrote:
    She definitely prefers me to some of the other people up there.

    But of course, the 15-pound and slimmer Rob Michaels.

    #4381
    digitaltopia
    Participant
    Darth Octavious wrote:
    rob wrote:
    She definitely prefers me to some of the other people up there.

    But of course, the 15-pound and slimmer Rob Michaels.

    That stands in one room while his bulge is in another.

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