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  • #1392
    Bing
    Participant

    AAYYY!

    Done gone and got a story for all ye vagrants and such. Now I’ma gonna tell it like it is and I don’t give a holy poo if’n I offend any of ya.

    (actually I care deeply if I offend…but that just don’t sound manly)

    I had some people in the studio this morning to do some voice-over work. The spot in question was for a Cinco De Mayo festival. Now, not being bilingual in any way, shape, or form I asked for a spanish speaker to come and do the spanish parts. The young lady they brought in (age 20 if you care) was fucking HOT. Now when I say hot, I don’t mean like “Oh its a bit warm, I think I’ll take off my sweater” hot I mean “Oh shit my arm just melted off and I smell my scrotum sizzling on the grill” hot.

    Equally perky and energetic, smiling and friendly, this little chick was Badass with a capital B.

    When she was in the booth (insert joke here) she was bouncing up and down being flirty and biting her lower lip. I damn near lost my fucking mind. If only my camera phone did video, you guys would all be rubbing one out to the video right now.

    So to all the spanish, latin, mexican, and whatever the hell else listeners SOS has……

    …thank you for your women.

    NBLIANGW

    #16589
    Bing
    Participant

    AAYYY!

    Done gone and got a story for all ye vagrants and such. Now I’ma gonna tell it like it is and I don’t give a holy poo if’n I offend any of ya.

    (actually I care deeply if I offend…but that just don’t sound manly)

    I had some people in the studio this morning to do some voice-over work. The spot in question was for a Cinco De Mayo festival. Now, not being bilingual in any way, shape, or form I asked for a spanish speaker to come and do the spanish parts. The young lady they brought in (age 20 if you care) was fucking HOT. Now when I say hot, I don’t mean like “Oh its a bit warm, I think I’ll take off my sweater” hot I mean “Oh shit my arm just melted off and I smell my scrotum sizzling on the grill” hot.

    Equally perky and energetic, smiling and friendly, this little chick was Badass with a capital B.

    When she was in the booth (insert joke here) she was bouncing up and down being flirty and biting her lower lip. I damn near lost my fucking mind. If only my camera phone did video, you guys would all be rubbing one out to the video right now.

    So to all the spanish, latin, mexican, and whatever the hell else listeners SOS has……

    …thank you for your women.

    NBLIANGW

    #16582
    Octavious
    Participant

    Right now, I am rubbing one out. I think you need to change the topic heading, because your post is anything but. I heard the Latin women are wild in bed and they can be crazy. And thinking of this Girl and a pool table

    #16584
    Octavious
    Participant

    Right now, I am rubbing one out. I think you need to change the topic heading, because your post is anything but. I heard the Latin women are wild in bed and they can be crazy. And thinking of this Girl and a pool table

    #16603
    Frank
    Participant

    Lucky me, I can vouch for that 🙂 Viva la raza!!!

    #16600
    Frank
    Participant

    Lucky me, I can vouch for that 🙂 Viva la raza!!!

    #16569
    Version3
    Keymaster
    Darth Octavious wrote:
    Right now, I am rubbing one out. I think you need to change the topic heading, because your post is anything but. I heard the Latin women are wild in bed and they can be crazy. And thinking of this Girl and a pool table

    My pool table came with no such accessories. 🙁

    #16570
    Version3
    Keymaster
    Darth Octavious wrote:
    Right now, I am rubbing one out. I think you need to change the topic heading, because your post is anything but. I heard the Latin women are wild in bed and they can be crazy. And thinking of this Girl and a pool table

    My pool table came with no such accessories. 🙁

    #16594
    Bing
    Participant

    I’m not kidding this chick was way to hot to be a “real life” person.

    I told the Bingette about it and she said “was she hotter than Shakira”

    Shakira is hot, but compared to this chick Shakira looks like Rob.

    Just a joke Rob…we all think you are hot

    #16588
    Bing
    Participant

    I’m not kidding this chick was way to hot to be a “real life” person.

    I told the Bingette about it and she said “was she hotter than Shakira”

    Shakira is hot, but compared to this chick Shakira looks like Rob.

    Just a joke Rob…we all think you are hot

    #16575
    rob
    Participant

    I take no offense to “Rob, you’re not as hot as a hot chick.” Since I look like a slightly better looking Jon Lovitz, I also don’t take offense to “Rob, you’re not as hot as…well, anyone.”

    #16578
    rob
    Participant

    I take no offense to “Rob, you’re not as hot as a hot chick.” Since I look like a slightly better looking Jon Lovitz, I also don’t take offense to “Rob, you’re not as hot as…well, anyone.”

    #16595
    Bing
    Participant

    Things Rob is not hotter than:

    In descending order—

    Monica Belluci
    Jenna Lewis
    Katee Sackhoff
    Puppies
    Ricardo Montalban
    Don Vito (Viva La Bam)
    Monkeys
    Sewer Rats
    Cockroaches
    Frank

    #16593
    Bing
    Participant

    Things Rob is not hotter than:

    In descending order—

    Monica Belluci
    Jenna Lewis
    Katee Sackhoff
    Puppies
    Ricardo Montalban
    Don Vito (Viva La Bam)
    Monkeys
    Sewer Rats
    Cockroaches
    Frank

    #16605
    Armez
    Participant
    Bing wrote:
    Things Rob is not hotter than:

    In descending order—

    Monica Belluci
    Jenna Lewis
    Katee Sackhoff
    Puppies
    Ricardo Montalban
    Don Vito (Viva La Bam)
    Monkeys
    Sewer Rats
    Cockroaches
    Frank

    Don’t forget Hitler
    and Kramer
    and that dude who was ball gagged by trannies or something
    and Kittens
    and John McCain
    and Chairs
    but not Michael Moody
    or Michael Jackson
    or Jack Osbourne
    ..yeah I’m done…

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