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  • #1774
    Bing
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    AAAAYYYYY!!!

    Thought you boys might wanna try my new sci-fi fantasy fornicating thingamajig.

    For Rob “Man with the Golden Laugh”:

    Due to Rob’s fascination with the “Big ‘Ole Jubbly Boobie Bounce” factor I think we need a sensitive but spanking hot sci-fi femme fatale. The nominees for “Rob’s Boobie Buddy” are…

    -Marina Sirtis (Councilor Troi from ST:TNG)
    -Barbarella (70’s version of Jane Fonda)
    -Jeri Ryan (7 of 9 in ST:Voyager)

    Moving on to Jedi Master Jerry:

    Jerry needs a more cerebral woman, someone who can talk philosophy AND be good spanking material. The nominees for Jerry’s “Wank-Worthy Womanly Wannabe” are…

    -Carrie Ann Moss (Matrix)
    -Angelina Jolie (Tomb Raider)
    -Amy Allen (that blue cleavage Jedi from Revenge of the Sith)

    And last but never least our Captain Bryan

    Bryan’s a difficult one, he needs a hottie but not so hot that she can’t laugh at fart jokes or nose-picking. Given the difficulty of this task we will move beyond sci-fi into the realm of Sci-Fi Fantasy. So Cap’n Bryan your nominees are….

    -Jewel Staite (Serenity)
    -Liv Tyler (LOTR)
    -Kirstie Ally (80’s version = think Star Trek II: Wrath of KAHN ,not the Jenny Craig version)

    Votes will determine each guys winner and the girls will be shipped UPS in airtight containers (objects packed by weight not volume, some settling or suffocating may occur).

    I’ll be in my bunk if I’m needed.

    #21090
    rob
    Participant

    Out of mine, I think Jeri Ryan is the most yummy. But what about Jolene Blalock? She’s yummy, too.

    #21092
    Jor-El
    Participant

    You did good on mine also. 1 for sure 2 no 3 yes.

    I like titties.

    #21091
    digitaltopia
    Participant

    Making a Vulcan scream your name. Now there’s an accomplishment.

    #21093
    cinemafreak
    Participant

    Making Shatner do it, not so tough.

    KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNN

    I was going to photoshop this pic, but someone already did, and funnier than I could’ve.

    #21089
    Bucho
    Participant

    Ha ha, awesome post Bing.

    But I can’t see Liv Tyler as the LOTR elf laughing at fart jokes. What about Helena Bonham Carter in the Planet Of The Apes remake for Captain Castles?

    - Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.

    #21094
    Bing
    Participant
    Bucho wrote:
    Ha ha, awesome post Bing.

    But I can’t see Liv Tyler as the LOTR elf laughing at fart jokes. What about Helena Bonham Carter in the Planet Of The Apes remake for Captain Castles?

    You know that’s one monkey I’d pay to spank.

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