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    Bing
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    Best of 2006

    Switched on introduces Paw Paw
    Bing’s New Job
    No Big Hurricanes
    Next Gen Consoles
    Return of El Nacho
    Introduction of Rusty and Armez
    Frank Shares The Porn

    and now for the Worst of 2006 we go live to “Bucho the Budda” in NZ…..

    #8795
    Bucho
    Participant

    Thank you Bing. This is the list so far, but it’s open to all other vagrants to build into something more comprehensive. The Worst Of 2006 includes …

    No cure for death found in 2006.
    No cure for stupidity found in 2006 (except death).
    Catherine Zeta Jones still married to Michael Douglas instead of Bucho.
    Still no jet packs or flying cars or teleportation or moon base.
    Hot women’s clothes still legal.
    Newman didn’t find a million in gold bullion buried in his yard.
    Lucas didn’t announce that Brian Singer or Tarantino or Josh Abrams is going to make a trilogy of Han Solo films.
    Bing and Frank didn’t get their own TV show.
    Certain dumb, untalented whores and retards still admired as celebrities instead of forced to work sanitation for the next decade.
    Octavious didn’t get Superman box for Christmas.
    Oprah Winfrey didn’t get punched in the face by any of her guests.
    Switched On hosts didn’t win lottery so can’t quit jobs to do show full-time.
    Paw-Paw fell asleep before he could give Ivan his Christmas chocolate finger.

    - Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.

    #8797
    Pa-ul
    Participant
    Bucho wrote:
    Paw-Paw fell asleep before he could give Ivan his Christmas chocolate finger.

    So he got a Yule log instead.

    😯 😯 😯


    If it doesn’t work, jam a screwdriver in there and jiggle it about.

    #8799
    Frank
    Participant

    And believe you me, that’s a LOT of porn to be sharing my friends. A LOT of porn.

    #8800
    Ivan
    Participant

    It was a chocolate yule log, thank you very much.

    #8798
    Bing
    Participant

    Frank’s Porn Emporium
    “Nakedness for the masses”

    and who DOESN’T like a good log now and then…matter of fact I laid a whopper one last night.

    …had to get the plunger and everything….

    #8796
    Pa-ul
    Participant
    Bing wrote:
    Frank’s Porn Emporium
    “Nakedness for the masses”

    and who DOESN’T like a good log now and then…matter of fact I laid a whopper one last night.

    …had to get the plunger and everything….

    I’ve had those.

    I don’t know if I should get a plunger, or call the local priest round for a baptism.


    If it doesn’t work, jam a screwdriver in there and jiggle it about.

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