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  • #1838
    Bing
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    3 days ago I was listening to Tina Turner in the car when the wife called.
    Yesterday I was talking about a movie that had Angela Bassett in it and could not remember the name (Supernova with James Spader).
    Today I was unwittingly sucked into a reality show on BET for 2 hours.

    Therefore I have been deemed either gay or a 35 year old black woman…..I choose wisely I think.

    anyway you white boys have fun and don’t be all gay like your uncle Rayray and his “friend”.

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    -bing

    #21842
    Bucho
    Participant

    Oh no you di’in’t.

    - Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.

    #21850
    Armez
    Participant

    Oh yes he did!

    #21843
    Bucho
    Participant

    I found myself wearing black nail polish and eyeliner, avoiding the sun, listening to My Chemical Romance and fantasizing about the guy from Twilight. What does that make me?

    - Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.

    #21846
    Bing
    Participant

    a feminine 14 year old Emo boy.

    probably the only Emo in NZ too.

    #21851
    thx_1227
    Participant
    Bing wrote:
    a feminine 14 year old Emo boy.

    probably the only Emo in NZ too.

    You forgot vampire…or does Emo cover that?

    #21847
    Bing
    Participant
    thx_1227 wrote:
    Bing wrote:
    a feminine 14 year old Emo boy.

    probably the only Emo in NZ too.

    You forgot vampire…or does Emo cover that?

    Good question…I say we put it to a vote.

    I’m gonna go with it covers both, as they are equally gay.

    #21845
    digitaltopia
    Participant

    Bing: Emperor of the Dark Nips. Not to say that his nips weren’t dark before. I wouldn’t know.

    #21844
    Bucho
    Participant

    You look like you have some East Asian mixed in there Bing, some Indian or Sri Lankan honey. In fact …

    … How you doin’?

    - Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.

    #21848
    Bing
    Participant

    Well the black seems to have worn off, although I still get my nails done by korean chicks. They don’t know I speak korean, and strangely enough all they ever seem to talk about is old SOS shows.

    #21852
    thx_1227
    Participant
    Bing wrote:
    …and strangely enough all they ever seem to talk about is old SOS shows.

    And impersonate Rob impersonating them, right?

    #21849
    Bing
    Participant

    You go there too?!

    #21853
    thx_1227
    Participant

    Yeah man. Those Korean manicures tend to have happy endings…

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