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  • #987
    Bing
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    That’s right, party on the SOS boards, ’cause Bing’s going away.

    I’m heading back for the final surgery tomorrow to install the latest in cyborg tech hip replacement that will surely allow me to jump higher than any cripple on Earth.

    There had better be a board to come back to Castles or these hips are gonna walk all over you! In a non-gay way of course.

    Ya’ll be nice to Bucho, its not his fault he’s a savage foreign jungle-man.

    Later…

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bkst741sM2g.

    #12222
    rob
    Participant

    Nobody’s said anything? What the hell?!

    Yeah, Brother Bing — get some of that hot nurse poontang while you’re in there. (Or, at least, try and cop a feel or something.)

    Good luck, man.

    #12219
    Bucho
    Participant

    You are one attractive bald motherfucker son, I do like your style. I know you have a whole mess of rehab coming up before your legs is up to dancing in the next Miley Cyrus video but godamnit, I’m gonna be in your corner every step of the way boy.

    - Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.

    #12231
    thx_1227
    Participant

    Good luck Bing, hope the surgery goes well!

    #12225
    Jor-El
    Participant

    I repplied to him through YouTube. Sir, if any of my circuits or gears will help I’ll gladly donate them.

    I like titties.

    #12227
    Bing
    Participant

    Sup bitches, back in the saddle with the flu over here. Yep, surgery to recover from and the flu…did you know its possible to feel so bad that your perception of time is affected? It’s true, I’ll lay down for a nap and sleep 2 hours and think it 10 or sleep 24 and think it 2.

    Once I censor some of the pics I can show all you guys my scar and incision (since I know you are all dying in anticipation)

    Come to think of it….this bone disease started when I started listening to SOS…

    SOS KILLS!!!!

    Here’s a funny little skibbit. Any of you ever been naked in front of 7 strangers at once….well I have now and let me tell you that farting REALLY eases the tension!

    #12220
    Bucho
    Participant

    It put a skip in my stride and a stain in my strides to see you’re back on here Bing. I have in fact been naked in front of 7 strangers but I was running so fast and screaming so loud that the breaking of wind would barely have registered.

    - Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.

    #12228
    Bing
    Participant

    That’s actually a very funny visual there Bucho.

    #12226
    Jor-El
    Participant

    Welcome back Bing. Get rid of that Flu.

    I like titties.

    #12221
    Bucho
    Participant

    How about an update Bing you lazy bastard.

    - Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.

    #12218
    ElNacho
    Participant

    you god damn, lazy ass, lethargical, prosthetic bastard

    #12229
    Bing
    Participant

    well if its gonna be like that then just wait while I prepare a response…

    #12223
    Octavious
    Participant

    Funny, sometimes you bitch about the guys not having the show quick enough, but thats fine take your time.

    #12230
    Bing
    Participant

    Hey, I’m good at bitching.

    #12224
    Octavious
    Participant
    Bing wrote:
    Hey, I’m good at bitching.

    Yes, you and all the women in my life.

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