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Announcing Jerry’s live shows!

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  • #2117
    Jor-El
    Participant

    SATURDAY, AUGUST 15, 2009
    Newsletter #30

    Hello everyone. I hope you are having a great summer.

    I wanted to inform everyone of live shows coming up in September and October. These are very important shows for me. Especially the September 18th show. I need you there. Bring everyone you know. I promise you a great show like no other.

    Retro Live (2009)

    09/18/2009 08:00 PM – Liquid Lounge
    2800 Main Street
    Dallas, Texas 75226
    US
    Club Phone Number: 214-742-6207
    http://www.curtainclub.com
    Cost:$10.00
    Description:’Big Deal’ album launch with guests The Holocaust Humanity and Aspersion

    09/27/2009 09:00 PM – Absinthe Lounge
    1409 S Lamar St 8
    Dallas, Texas 75215-6800
    US
    Club Phone Number: (214) 421-5500
    http://www.absinthelounge.net
    Cost:No Cover
    Description: with guest Isopod

    10/14/2009 08:00 PM – Pocket Sandwich Theater
    5400 E Mockingbird Ln 119
    Dallas, Texas 75206
    US
    Club Phone Number: (214) 821-1860
    http://www.pocketsandwich.com
    Cost:$10.00 by Reservation
    Description: Dinner and Show. Doors open @ 6:30 pm. Food and drinks served 6:30-7:45pm. Show starts at 8pm. Limited seating of 140. Please call to make a reservation.

    For the September dates it is important to mention at the door that you are there to see Jerry Markham. I am working on having some merchandise at the shows. Announcement will be made as this happens.

    Come out and let’s party like it’s 1982.

    See ya at the shows,
    Jerry

    I like titties.

    #24055
    Bucho
    Participant

    Even though I’m going to be out of town for these it’s still exciting news to see you pushing your music career ahead like this Jerry. Honestly, if I was in Texas I’d be at all of them. I hope there’s some video for us damn foreigners.

    - Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.

    #24063
    thx_1227
    Participant

    @Bucho 40949 wrote:

    Honestly, if I was in Texas I’d be at all of them.

    Ditto.

    #24051
    Version3
    Keymaster

    Listen not living here is not excuse… now find yourselves some flying horses, name them [all] Pegasus III, oil up your skin (important for dramatic lighting), pack a wholesome lunch and get your asses out there to see that show! I would suggest, an apple in your lunch, because… well have YOU ever tried to each Goldfish on the back of a flying horse? Yeah, who’s stupid now!

    #24056
    Bucho
    Participant

    Ouch. As if I didn’t feel bad enough for missing Jerry’s shows you have to rub in my goldfish allergy?

    - Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.

    #24052
    Version3
    Keymaster

    Goldfish the crackers…. because you can’t eat crackers very well on the back of a flying horse. I suppose you could eat an actual goldfish, but now you are just being weird Bucho!

    nbliangw

    #24057
    Bucho
    Participant

    Goldfish the crackers? You guys have something called Goldfish crackers? The land of milk and honey and goldfish crackers, now it all makes sense.

    What’s even more curious is figuring out the different ways to make the typo make sense.

    @Version3 40985 wrote:

    … well have YOU ever tried to each Goldfish on the back of a flying horse?

    … well have YOU ever tried to reach Goldfish on the back of a flying horse?

    … well have YOU ever tried to teach Goldfish on the back of a flying horse?

    … well have YOU ever tried to bleach the anus of a Goldfish on the back of a flying horse?

    But back on topic, you will be hauling along a video camera or two for at least one of Jerry’s shows, right?

    - Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.

    #24053
    Version3
    Keymaster

    I haven’t asked him to get info on what can and can’t be done at the gigs. I should ask him about that.

    Yeah, we have little cheese crackers in the shape of Goldfish here. link!

    #24060
    Jor-El
    Participant

    Audio from the ‘Big Deal’ launch show is mixed.

    I like titties.

    #24061
    Jor-El
    Participant

    Just added:

    10/29/2009 09:00 PM – Opening Bell (South Side on Lamar)
    1409 South Lamar #012
    Dallas, Texas 75215
    US
    Club Phone Number: (214) 565-0383
    http://openingbellcoffee.com

    I like titties.

    #24058
    Bucho
    Participant

    @Jor-El 41537 wrote:

    Audio from the ‘Big Deal’ launch show is mixed.

    So you’re putting out some live tracks? Or is it to go with some live videos?

    - Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.

    #24054
    Version3
    Keymaster

    Some live videos. 😀

    #24064
    Larkitect
    Participant

    shiny.

    My essence still senses Bucho's women.

    #24062
    Jor-El
    Participant

    @Version3 41584 wrote:

    Some live videos. 😀

    Yeah, that thing.

    I like titties.

    #24059
    Bucho
    Participant

    😀

    - Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.

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