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  • #894
    Bucho
    Participant

    I can’t get up on the forum or even download shows for the next couple of weeks but it’s not because I don’t love y’all anymore, it’s because I’m moving house and our fucking net providers are still stuck in the fucking dark ages. None of y’all sons of bitches would have noticed the absence but dang it, I’m saying it anyway. See you magnificent bastards on the other side..

    - Women sense my power and they seek the life essence.

    #11373
    Version3
    Keymaster

    We’d notice sucka… we’ll leave you some interesting stuff to catch up on.

    #11375
    Newman
    Participant

    Like…boobies and scrotums…

    #11381
    Bing
    Participant

    Perhaps a duodenum too

    #11374
    rob
    Participant

    Heheh…duodenum! I use big words!

    #11383
    Frank
    Participant

    Oh geez, now my duodenum’s acting up!

    #11372
    Version3
    Keymaster

    I got a boat paddle stuck in my duodenum!

    *whining voice* I always get pez stuck in my duodenum

    #11377
    Pa-ul
    Participant
    Version3 wrote:
    I got a boat paddle stuck in my duodenum!

    Well I guess you’re up shit creek with a paddle, that’s an advantage. 😀


    If it doesn’t work, jam a screwdriver in there and jiggle it about.

    #11382
    Frank
    Participant
    Pa-ul wrote:
    Version3 wrote:
    I got a boat paddle stuck in my duodenum!

    Well I guess you’re up shit creek with a paddle, that’s an advantage. 😀

    We need more clever people LOL! That was good. Damn near spit Aquafina all over my monitor.

    #11379
    Jor-El
    Participant

    duodenum or pair of jeans. buncho, hurry back, pez!

    I like titties.

    #11378
    Jor-El
    Participant

    duodenum or pair of jeans. buncho, hurry back, pez!

    I like titties.

    #11380
    Bing
    Participant

    “He was a good little kid”

    “HAND IN MY DUODENUM!”

    From Jerry’s latest album “KHAAAAN!!!”

    #11371
    Version3
    Keymaster

    Jerry is re-releasing that album, it’s all remixes and will be called “Chaka-KHAAAAAAN!!!”

    #11376
    Pa-ul
    Participant

    Including the Phil Collins song ” You Khaaaaan’t hurry love”.


    If it doesn’t work, jam a screwdriver in there and jiggle it about.

    #11370
    Version3
    Keymaster

    Other tracks include

    “Khan’s a Chameleon”
    “I Khan’t Dance”
    and the original track “Kahn’t We All Just Get Along?”

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