They need to really start beating that kid’s ass or something. Or find a strong male role model to teach him about how to grow up. Why can’t people parent anymore?

Stupidity is Universal.

People in the south are just not taught to hide it.

Or go with my idea. A standardized test, formed by philosophers, scientists, and other peeps. If you don’t pass it, they kill you.

And don’t give me that whole, “Hey, that guy could have done something!” Hmm…one less fry cook in the world wouldn’t be so bad, would it?

I’d also be surprised about how many rich kids would fail that test, too…yee haw, kill the stupids!

I really am an elitist prick, aren’t I?

Gentlemen (and Bing),

Since the newspaper I currently work for broke this story, allow me to post our story on it:

http://www.heraldonline.com/109/story/9901.html

As you might have figured out, we have been swamped with calls from N.Y. Post, etc. about the story. But I do agree, whatever happened to beating your kids? I never would have done these things (especially not punching a cop) when I was 12 because I new I’d get my ass beat.

A lot of people have asked me that and to be honest, I don’t really know. It’s not really something I want to go up to our new reporter and ask.

“Hey, Monica, yeah, so are they black?” But yeah, a lot of folks have asked about that. Regardless, I know she had the kid when she was 15, but you’ve got to put the fear into them earlier. Nothing wrong with a little healthy fear of your parents when you’re growing up.

When I was a kid, if I fucked up, I got hit. Next time I was about to do something stupid, I thought, “getting spanked hurts like a bitch, maybe I shouldn’t do this.” That is why we need to hit kids. Puts the fear of God into them and forces them to respect their parents. For a while, I was planning on writing a book called “Slugs Not Drugs” in which I lay out my plan to ween kids from ritalin and adderrol by smacking the fuck outta them when they misbehave or are hyperactive.