Okay, time to throw in the given here: Given the opportunity, there’s not a guy here who would kick either Biel or Alba out of bed. Again, given the highly unlikely chance that something like that would happen.
Biel: Would you like some ‘coffee?’
You: No thanks, I just don’t find you that attractive. Sorry.
Yeah, I just can’t see that.
*Note: Of course, those of you who are married are obligated to say, “no, I wouldn’t. I’m married.” It’s okay guys, we understand your “implied consent.”