Do become an asshole, Bing. Turn to the dark side.
Oh dude, its already been done. Sorry you didn’t show up to the “Coming To the Dark Side” party. We figured you’d be all busy with your dark deeds and chicken raping. It really wasn’t much of a party anyway. Rusty kept hitting on the waitress (actually a dude in drag) and Frank had an allergic reaction to the shellfish (although it was funnier than hell when Bucho came running thru the crowd to give Frank mouth to mouth and ended up stepping on that nice Korean family).
Say when you first got your lightsaber, did yours chafe?
I’ve gone through 6 tubes of Easy Sith so far.