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Octavious
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Bing wrote:
This is it boys, the final battle. Good versus evil, bad taste versus purity, smelly versus clean, Jedi versus Sith, A-cups versus DDD’s….

But enough about Jerry and Darth Octavious..let’s get to it shall we?
What are you saying? I am small chested clean Sith with purity and Smelly Jedi Jerry with bad taste and huge knockers?

When receiving “oral pleasure” for the first time by a lovely lady made of breasts and all things womanly you discover you absolutely have to fart. It’s coming out whether you want it to or not. You know that the offensive act will contain only air and no “detritus”, do you stop the act or hope that she won’t notice? Should you choose to stop, how do you do it? What do you say?
-If she notices and continues great, if not, well at least I got her that far!

During a job interview you discover that your potential employer has a hanger (booger). Much to your horror the dried secretion falls free from the clutches of its nose hair anchor and lands with a (quite audible) thud on the desk. What do you think of to keep from laughing?
-Bite my tongue, pinching my leg!

which goes on first pants or socks?
-Socks

fasten then zip or zip then fasten?
-Fasten/Zip

You find a stash of bestiality porn at Grandma’s house. Will you still leave your dog alone with her or not?
-Yes

Detail for the SOS’ers the first time you were ever kicked, hit, or smacked in the nuts.
-Can’t remember the first time. But I do remember the times I got kick in the nuts while playing soccer. Smacked when I was riding my bike and I didn’t land on the seat.

You are able to become invisible for up to 2 hours once every day. Assuming you don’t visit the same place twice in a week, describe week one.
-Take money out of bank, look at some fine ladies, if you know what I mean, burn down a house. Drive a car to get the cops going and confused.

-If Rob was an animal what would he be? -Hyena
-If Jerry was a food what would he be? – Cold Cut Sub
-If Bryan was a genre of entertainment what would he be? – Comedy

What is the best way to give out the SOS voicemail phone number and have you done it?
-Short, informative, and Funny (non Rusty)

choose one:
-Bing…genius …because Einstein is retarded

(El Nacho + Bucho) – (Digitalopia * Bsherrod) = WTF, I never took my Regents exams?!

Under what conditions would you allow yourself to be used as a human cannonball?
-To pay off debt plus extra cash.

Every time I think of SOS I listen until the show is over. Those motherfuckers get me in the mood all the time unless I can get my real-doll to give me head.

My most traumatic experience with a kitchen appliance was the time I burnt the sauce on the stove.