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My two cents:
But enough about Jerry and Darth Octavious..let’s get to it shall we? Questions may be answered in any form and in any order, feel free to leave out any questions you wish, as well as add any you feel should be included. Nothing is safe, there are no rules, pull no punches…….here we go.
-When receiving “oral pleasure” for the first time by a lovely lady made of breasts and all things womanly you discover you absolutely have to fart. It’s coming out whether you want it to or not. You know that the offensive act will contain only air and no “detritus”, do you stop the act or hope that she won’t notice? Should you choose to stop, how do you do it? What do you say?
Hell no, you never stop! See if you can get her to ‘hurry up’ or the thing that ends it quickly for all women, ‘I’m about to come ….’ At least, that’s been my experience.
Bing running around in his man-panties on spring break screaming out for the funnel. Wait, I’m not supposed to laugh? Oh well, too late for that.
How can you get your socks on over your pants? I guess you can … would be an interesting fashion statement.
Fasten first, then CAREFULLY … FOR THE LOVE OF GOD AND ALL THAT IS HOLY CAREFULLY … zip.
Don’t have a dog, but I don’t think I’m going to visiting grandma’s house anymore during “Goat Party Tuesdays.”
I was in elementary school and some girl just ran up to me and smacked me directly in the nuts. True story. Don’t know why she did it, or why it took an extra three years for me to go through puberty, but I’m still scared by how much that hurt. That was a new kinda hurt. Interesting side note, though. That girl is now living in some trailer in South Carolina with four kids, living off welfare … oh yeah, the four kids are with five different guys (math wiz, do the math).
Monday – Visit a girl I know at work who has the most amazing breasts I’ve, unfortunately, never seen.
Tuesday – Go to work and get the two guys I absolutely hate fired by doing some of the most eat-up shit.
Wednesday – Visit the most expensive restaurant in town, Applebee’s (that’s a joke), and walk out without paying.
Thursday – Make some serious money off the college kids, with the ‘I bet I can turn invisible’ bet.
Friday – While covering the high school football game, give the fans a real treat by helping the cheerleaders with their performances – evil laugh inserted here.
Saturday – Sleep in, I’m tired, dammit! I’m only one man!
Sunday – Freak out the cops by going 150 in the interstate, pulling over and “Oh my god, no one’s there!” That would be the new video hitting the Web … Ghost Car 2! woooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!! Scary!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ruby-throated South American warbler – Simpsons reference
le Gateaux St.Honore
Game show, definitely game show.
Every time you order out, give them the SOS voicemail number instead of your own.
Rob for Prez….even though he ain’t gay
Bryan for Prom Queen…cause his dog’s a whore
Jerry needs a grammy…..fuck grandpa
(or add your own)
Or … AAYYYYYY, Switched:on! BING!
I’m waiting for Stephen Hawking to call me back on this one. Me and Stee-Hawk are tight.
Monica Belluci: “Oh Frank, I love guys who are human cannonballs. If you did it, ooooo, I don’t know what I’d do ….”
“Every time I think of SOS I cry until I think of something else. Those episodes get me depressed all the fucking time unless I can turn off my computer. — Just kidding, love you guys.
I damn near cut myself in half trying to open a bag with a giant-ass butcher knife point at my stomach. Long story, but I didn’t get cut in half.
Nuthin but love……..in a non-gay way.
Wow, that took a long time. Enjoy!