1 – Imagine you are the kid on the handlebars of a bike spoken of in show 111 that Bryan hit in the nuts with an egg. You stumble across SOS on the web and you decide to leave a voicemail….whaddya say on it?
2 – What really set off the old lady that Bryan assaulted in the parking lot after he hit her car when she tried to run him over? (show # citation needed)
3 – Describe (from the young lady’s point of view) Bryan’s first sexual experience as YOU think it happened?
4 – Let’s say you work with Bryan and one day in the office crapper you are sitting down on the throne thinking of the mysteries of the universe when he runs in a sits in the stall next to you to “unload”. Describe the smell and try to extrapolate what he had for dinner the past 2 nights.
5 – Disregarding canonical evidence and Bryan’s own recollections. What is YOUR version of the first time Rob and Bryan met?
Bryan: Double Grande Frappuccino Cappuccino Latte with Ginger and Nutmeg and to top it off some whip cream please?
Rob: Here’s 2 cents to help you pay for it, but next time go with something smaller.
Bryan: Hey, if you want my 2 cents, join me on my podcast.
Rob: Podcast? What that?
Bryan: Internet show that you can talk about anything and everything.
Rob: Even Boobies!
Bryan: Yes, even Boobies!
Rob:(Jumping up and down, being happy and laughing)Boobies, Boobies, Boobies.
6 – Before you saw his picture (sexy thang that he is) what was your earliest mental image of Bryan’s physical and facial appearance? How accurate were you?
7 – If SOS “hits it big” one day and becomes a national show and makes a gabazillion dollars, how will you describe Bryan when being interviewed by the press on the “Old Time Fans of SOS half-hour comedy hour show”?
8 – Using the voice of Bryan’s “inner monologue” tell us what he is thinking during any given SOS show?
Last One: Captain’s Choice Only
Bryan: Respond to any answers above and also suggest where any particular member can go and what they can do when they get there…..(keep it Holy)