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1 – Imagine you are the kid on the handlebars of a bike spoken of in show 111 that Bryan hit in the nuts with an egg. You stumble across SOS on the web and you decide to leave a voicemail….whaddya say on it?
After coming out of a 6year of testicular pain induced coma, “Hey, ******** ************ ****** ******** ******** ******* ***** ********** ******* *********!!!!!! Awesome show!”

2 – What really set off the old lady that Bryan assaulted in the parking lot after he hit her car when she tried to run him over? (show # citation needed)
She was the one in the hardware store, earlier that day, that stormed off when bryan bout $16.66 worth of crap. (show 17 :p)

3 – Describe (from the young lady’s point of view) Bryan’s first sexual experience as YOU think it happened?
“It was so huge! I could barely ***********! Good show!!”

4 – Let’s say you work with Bryan and one day in the office crapper you are sitting down on the throne thinking of the mysteries of the universe when he runs in a sits in the stall next to you to “unload”. Describe the smell and try to extrapolate what he had for dinner the past 2 nights.
It much more difficult to type while dead, than the brocure discribed.

5 – Disregarding canonical evidence and Bryan’s own recollections. What is YOUR version of the first time Rob and Bryan met?
Rob- “Hi, I’m Rob. I’m obsessed with boobies” *long pause* *Rob breaks out laughing* “haha Boobies!”
Bryan- “Hey, Brian, VW whore, future podcaster, and an apparent sex machine.”

6 – Before you saw his picture (sexy thang that he is) what was your earliest mental image of Bryan’s physical and facial appearance? How accurate were you?
That was so long ago that I dont remember, although when I first saw the picture all I could think was “WTF thats not him”

7 – If SOS “hits it big” one day and becomes a national show and makes a gabazillion dollars, how will you describe Bryan when being interviewed by the press on the “Old Time Fans of SOS half-hour comedy hour show”?
“He’s the dude, dude. That or El-dude-a-rino if your not into the whorle brevadity thing” (it totally sounds like thats what he says)

8 – Using the voice of Bryan’s “inner monologue” tell us what he is thinking during any given SOS show?
“Where did all those bitches and ho’s get to?”